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schzad
 Post subject: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:07 am 
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Lagi, Lagaayi Nokri .....aur..... chalti hoi Parhaayi (studiez) soch samjh ker chorna mere Dosto....
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Gadha 20000 ka aur ...... Thelaa 30 000 ka ho gia hai...!!! :^^:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:09 am 
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Hocky ....aur..... Cricket me kya Farq hai ???
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Nhi maloooooooom ????? :thinking
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Hocky me Pakistan 1 ghanta Zalil hota hai, aur Cricket me Pura Din....!!! :((:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:25 am 
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GOOD JOB SCHZAD JEE KEEP GOING

:b)b: :b)b: :b)b: :b)b: :b)b: :b)b:

WISH U A GUD LUCK :b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:32 am 
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(Shairy.com ke memberz ke naaam )

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Subeh Oth ker Bursh nhi krna parta....!!!!

Save your tooth-paste.
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Baghir Daanto'n wale.


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:36 am 
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Thankooo Sahil-e-tamana ji...!!! :hug



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:16 am 
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schzad wrote:
Lagi, Lagaayi Nokri .....aur..... chalti hoi Parhaayi (studiez) soch samjh ker chorna mere Dosto....
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Gadha 20000 ka aur ...... Thelaa 30 000 ka ho gia hai...!!! :^^:



:O haan bilkul sahi kaha

nice shring schzad ji :b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:18 am 
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schzad wrote:

Hocky ....aur..... Cricket me kya Farq hai ???
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Nhi maloooooooom ????? :thinking
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Hocky me Pakistan 1 ghanta Zalil hota hai, aur Cricket me Pura Din....!!! :((:


:annoyedl: haan ji yahi haal hai :roll:

:b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:30 pm 
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Agr Duniya mein Mehnat ki Qadar hoti to
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"Ghadha" sab se ziada Ezat-daar hota...!!!

Dedicae to all my Busy Frndz. :^^:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm 
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Aik Pathan gehri soch mein....
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Wife : Kya soch rahe ho ??
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Pathan : Ye GEO walo ko kaisey pata chal jata hai ??
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Wife: Kya ??
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Pathan: Yehi keh.... Ap Dekh rahe hen "GEO Newz"....!!! :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:42 pm 
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schzad wrote:
Agr Duniya mein Mehnat ki Qadar hoti to
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Dedicae to all my Busy Frndz. :^^:


nice one



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:42 pm 
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Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,

mouka mila to peche be dekhna,

or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:32 pm 
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..... :b)b: schzad awesome and hilarious....



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:43 pm 
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subahh wrote:
..... :b)b: schzad awesome and hilarious....


:hug :hug :hug :hug



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:53 pm 
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Boy's Room before marriage :

> Perfume


> Love Letterzz


> CD Player & CDs


> Greeting Cardz


> Air Freshner


> Different SIMs along with different Packagezz


> Books that hv never been Read.


And ............ Peace....!!!




After Marriage :



> Pain Killerzz


> Loan Paperz


> Un Paid utalities billz


> Medical Reports


And ......... Pamperz.






So Frndzz, it iz only time to enjoy ur life.
Happy Bachelor'z life.

Dedicated to
all my Un-married forum fellowzz :hug



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:02 pm 
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Boy: Ap apni Beti ki Shadi mere sath ker den, main ap ko ap ki beti ke wazan ke brabar sona don ga.



Meman : Mujy thora waqt do...!



Boy: sochney ke ley ?



Meman: Nhi, Beti ka wazan barhane ke ley. :hug



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:23 am 
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Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish.

I asked 4 "world peace".

That's impossible, he said.

Then I asked him 2 give u brains.

He said "Let me try world peace"



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