Funny Collectiozzz....by.... Schzad

B +ve · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:24 pm

Larki apnay B.F se :

mera sohna...
mera Bacha...
mera Gugnoo...
Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
Bolo Baby...!

B.F : Tum mujy purpose krna cha rahi ho Ya Adopt ??? :thinking

B +ve · **Posted:** Sun Apr 12, 2009 4:27 pm

Log 2 hee khush-naseeb hotey hen..

1 wo log, jin ko sacha peyar milta hai.

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2 wo log jin ka kharboza meetha nikelta hai. :Y:

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Apr 13, 2009 9:16 am

schzad wrote:

Larki apnay B.F se :

mera sohna...
mera Bacha...
mera Gugnoo...
Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
Bolo Baby...!

B.F : Tum mujy purpose krna cha rahi ho Ya Adopt ??? :thinking

*·.·´¯`คяšђ´¯`·.·* · **Posted:** Tue May 05, 2009 8:12 am

schzad wrote:

Larki apnay B.F se :

mera sohna...
mera Bacha...
mera Gugnoo...
Tum mujh se shadi kro gey ?
Bolo Baby...!

B.F : Tum mujy purpose krna cha rahi ho Ya Adopt ??? :thinking

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 9:29 am

Husband: Today is sunday &
I have to enjoy it.

So i bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why three?

Husband: 1 For U and 2 for ur parents.

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu May 14, 2009 9:29 am

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.
Everyone must attend it.
Raju: No! I will not be able to attend it.
Teacher: Why?
Raju: My mother will not allow me to go so far !!

UmairAli · **Posted:** Fri May 15, 2009 2:05 pm

schzad wrote:

Log 2 hee khush-naseeb hotey hen..

1 wo log, jin ko sacha peyar milta hai.

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2 wo log jin ka kharboza meetha nikelta hai. :Y:

B +ve · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:07 am

Lagi, Lagaayi Nokri .....aur..... chalti hoi Parhaayi (studiez) soch samjh ker chorna mere Dosto....
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Gadha 20000 ka aur ...... Thelaa 30 000 ka ho gia hai...!!! :^^:

B +ve · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:09 am

Hocky ....aur..... Cricket me kya Farq hai ???
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Nhi maloooooooom ????? :thinking

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Hocky me Pakistan 1 ghanta Zalil hota hai, aur Cricket me Pura Din....!!! :((:

sahil-E-tamana · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:25 am

GOOD JOB SCHZAD JEE KEEP GOING

:b)b:

WISH U A GUD LUCK :b)b:

B +ve · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:32 am

(Shairy.com ke memberz ke naaam )

Puri Raat Jagne ke Fawaid.....
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Subeh Oth ker Bursh nhi krna parta....!!!!

Save your tooth-paste.
A Public message
From
Hakeem Mastaney
Baghir Daanto'n wale.

B +ve · **Posted:** Tue Feb 02, 2010 9:36 am

Thankooo Sahil-e-tamana ji...!!! :hug

*·.·´¯`คяšђ´¯`·.·* · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:16 am

schzad wrote:

Lagi, Lagaayi Nokri .....aur..... chalti hoi Parhaayi (studiez) soch samjh ker chorna mere Dosto....
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Gadha 20000 ka aur ...... Thelaa 30 000 ka ho gia hai...!!! :^^:

haan bilkul sahi kaha

nice shring schzad ji :b)b:

*·.·´¯`คяšђ´¯`·.·* · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:18 am

schzad wrote:

Hocky ....aur..... Cricket me kya Farq hai ???
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Nhi maloooooooom ????? :thinking

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Hocky me Pakistan 1 ghanta Zalil hota hai, aur Cricket me Pura Din....!!! :((:

haan ji yahi haal hai :roll:

B +ve · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:30 pm

Agr Duniya mein Mehnat ki Qadar hoti to
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"Ghadha" sab se ziada Ezat-daar hota...!!!

Dedicae to all my Busy Frndz. :^^:

B +ve · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:34 pm

Aik Pathan gehri soch mein....
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Wife : Kya soch rahe ho ??
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Pathan : Ye GEO walo ko kaisey pata chal jata hai ??
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Wife: Kya ??
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Pathan: Yehi keh.... Ap Dekh rahe hen "GEO Newz"....!!! :thinking

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:42 pm

schzad wrote:

Agr Duniya mein Mehnat ki Qadar hoti to
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"Ghadha" sab se ziada Ezat-daar hota...!!!

Dedicae to all my Busy Frndz. :^^:

nice one

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Feb 08, 2010 6:42 pm

Rules for board exam:

har sawal se dat kar ladna,fekne me kami mat karna,

mouka mila to peche be dekhna,

or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.

subahh · **Posted:** Sun Feb 14, 2010 9:32 pm

.....

schzad awesome and hilarious....

B +ve · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:43 pm

subahh wrote:

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schzad awesome and hilarious....

B +ve · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 9:53 pm

Boy's Room before marriage :

> Perfume

> Love Letterzz

> CD Player & CDs

> Greeting Cardz

> Air Freshner

> Different SIMs along with different Packagezz

> Books that hv never been Read.

And ............ Peace....!!!

After Marriage :

> Pain Killerzz

> Loan Paperz

> Un Paid utalities billz

> Medical Reports

And ......... Pamperz.

So Frndzz, it iz only time to enjoy ur life.
Happy Bachelor'z life.

Dedicated to
all my Un-married forum fellowzz :hug

B +ve · **Posted:** Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:02 pm

Boy: Ap apni Beti ki Shadi mere sath ker den, main ap ko ap ki beti ke wazan ke brabar sona don ga.

Meman : Mujy thora waqt do...!

Boy: sochney ke ley ?

Meman: Nhi, Beti ka wazan barhane ke ley. :hug

kashiif · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:23 am

Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish.

I asked 4 "world peace".

That's impossible, he said.

Then I asked him 2 give u brains.

He said "Let me try world peace"

ch@ndni · **Posted:** Thu Jun 10, 2010 3:01 am

awesome collection...

shaguftasubhani · **Posted:** Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:04 am

kashiif wrote:

Once an angle came up 2 me & granted me a wish.

I asked 4 "world peace".

That's impossible, he said.

Then I asked him 2 give u brains.

He said "Let me try world peace"

B +ve · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:32 pm

What does " Pipe Pipe Por Por Pipe Por Pipe Por " mean ???
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A Pathan giving Phone number...55445454..!!!

B +ve · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 1:40 pm

1 Class ka Bacha apni Miss se kehta hai...

Bacha: Miss, main apko kaisa lagta hon ?

Miss: So Sweeet.

Bacha: To, phir main apne Ami-Abu ko apke Ghar kab Behjoo'n ?

Miss: Wo Kyon ?

Bacha: Takeh wo hamari Baat agay Barhaaiyn..

Miss: Ye kya Bakwas hai...?

Bacha:.
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"Tution parhney ke ley.... Miss ap bhe na, Qasam sey..!!!

kashiif · **Posted:** Fri Jul 23, 2010 2:19 pm

schzad wrote:

1 Class ka Bacha apni Miss se kehta hai...

Bacha: Miss, main apko kaisa lagta hon ?

Miss: So Sweeet.

Bacha: To, phir main apne Ami-Abu ko apke Ghar kab Behjoo'n ?

Miss: Wo Kyon ?

Bacha: Takeh wo hamari Baat agay Barhaaiyn..

Miss: Ye kya Bakwas hai...?

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"Tution parhney ke ley.... Miss ap bhe na, Qasam sey..!!!

ohh aj kal ke student

nice one schzad g

B +ve · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 2:11 am

hammm... thank You Kashif. [/b][b]

shaguftasubhani · **Posted:** Sat Jul 24, 2010 5:40 am

Bachha:Teacher se....
Mam main kaicha dikhta hoo
Madam:Chhhhoooooo chhhweeettttt...
Bachha:(bazu wale ladke se)Dekha main nai kahta tha meko line marti hai

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:45 pm

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

shaguftasubhani · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:48 pm

kashiif wrote:

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

tum bilkul shadi mart karna warna ye sab msg tumhari wife ko dikhaoongi main :argue:

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:52 pm

shaguftaSubhani wrote:

kashiif wrote:

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

tum bilkul shadi mart karna warna ye sab msg tumhari wife ko dikhaoongi main :argue:

tumhare jasie dost ho to dushmano ke kya zarrorat :argue:

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 5:53 pm

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

shaguftasubhani · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:04 pm

kashiif wrote:

Wife: I Have Changed My Mind.
Husband: Thank God ! Does The New One Work Now?

Pakka bataoongi tumhari mrs.ko...

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Jul 29, 2010 6:35 pm

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

shaguftasubhani · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2010 2:04 pm

kashiif wrote:

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

**niceone kashuu..
nice avtar..i love your Siggi.....
keep roaming.......

kashiif · **Posted:** Sun Aug 01, 2010 5:42 pm

thx shagufta

and also thx for siggy and avi.

ch@ndni · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:03 am

kashiif wrote:

Two frinds,who hadn't seen each other in several years, met on the street.
1st: Who are u working 4 now?
2nd: Same people, My wife & 4 children.

hehehehehhe

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Aug 02, 2010 5:07 pm

Who was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score 100 in d mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england?

GUESS!

WHO?

AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN.

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