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jiarao
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Post subject:  Posted: Mon Jan 30, 2006 1:20 pm |
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Prince143 wrote: Aap ne VEER-ZARA Film dekhi hai? Film ke end mein jab VEER (Shahrukh Khan) buddha ho jata hai, to aik khoobsurat poem mein apna haal sunata hai "Main Qaidi Number 786, Jail ki salakhon se bahar deikhta hoon". Akhir mein uski ZARA ke sath shadi ho jati hai aur film wahin pe khatam hoti hai. Leikin is ke baad VEER (Shahrukh Khan) kiya kehta hai? Wo Hazir khidmet hey......
Main Shohar Number 420
Khirki se bahar deikhta hoon
larkiyon se bhari college ki Bus,
jab unhain chor k jaati hai
aik larki jo paros mein rehti hai,
mere saamne aati hai
khud ko Samiya kehti hai
mujhe Uncle bulati hai
aisi pariyon ko deikh kar,
bahar jaane ko jee karta hai
khirki se neeche kood kar,
hath milane ko jee karta hai
Apni Biwi ko chor kar,
bhaag jaane ko jee karta hai
Wo kehte hain uska Bhai tandrust hai bohat
phir bhi maar khane ko jee karta hai
wo kehte hain ab kuch hath nahin aaye ga
phir bhi kuch paane ko jee karta hai :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
ha ha ha............gud post!! :D :D :D
keep it up :D :D
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Khuda Pakistan ki hifazat karey !
(Last words by Shaheed-e-Millat Liaquat Ali Khan)
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Gulab
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2006 6:10 pm |
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Maine tumhare yadon mein ro ro ke tup bhar diye
Magar tum itne bewafa nikle, ke naha ke chal diye.
Hay mezbaani ka ye takaza, kay aaye mehmaan to muskura do
Magar tabiyat ye chahti hay galay milo or gala daba do.
Agar gussa hi karna hay to gussa is kadar karlo
Tumhara moon jidhar hay peeth bhi apni udhar karlo 
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Ik Umar Se Yehi Hai Mere Dil Ki Arzoo
Wo Saamne Beetha Ke Mujhe Dekhta Rahe!!!
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Prince143
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:11 am |
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Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadi shuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin
Ghunghat Mein Tujhe Dekha To Deewana Hua,
Sangeet Ka Taraana Hua,
Shamaa Ka Parwana Hua,
Masti Ka mastaana Hua,
Jaise Hi Ghunghat Uthaya Is Duniya Se Ravana Hua
Tajmahal kya cheez hai,
isse bari imarat banaunga,
Mumtaz toh marke dafan hui thi,
tuzhe toh mein zinda dafnaunga
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Prince143
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:53 pm |
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aik dost doosray dost ko bata raha tha keh us ney
5 star hotel main dinner kia hai aur bhi sirf 50 rupay main [ in 50 rupees ]
impossible [ dost ney kaha ] ,
yaqeen karo [ pehla dost ]
achha batao kaisey 50 rupay main kia ;;
us ney bataya keh woh 5 star hotel main gia
6 diffrent dishes ka order dia with sweet dish and cold drink
baad main baira aay lamba chorha bill lay kar , main ney kaha keh meray pass
to sirf 50 rupay hain , unhon ney police ko bulaya
police mujhey police station lay gaee ,
main 50 rupay police ko day kar ghar aa gia
main ney to dinner 50 rupay main hi kia na............. ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Zafar M.
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:42 pm |
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Good idea!!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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samy
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 2:34 pm |
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wow ALL of them were really good kay
main to hass hass kar ronay lagi 
tauba tauba meray to payth main dard ho
rahi hai :D
but i have to say they were simply soooo
funny :D
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PhOoL KhIlNa ChAhAtA HaI
KaLi KhIlNaY NaHiN DaYtI
DiL MiLnA ChAhAtA HaI
KiSmAt MiLnAy NaHiN DaYtI
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Jugnoo
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:55 am |
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Prince Bohut Achi Collection Hey Aap Ki
Lekin Woh Veer Zara Ki
Qaidi # 420 To
Akhri Hey
Bohut Hi Zabardast
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Prince143
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 2:14 pm |
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Code: Prince Bohut Achi Collection Hey Aap Ki
Lekin Woh Veer Zara Ki
Qaidi # 420 To
Akhri Hey
Bohut Hi Zabardast
Thankx Love jii
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nikss
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:52 pm |
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Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya,
auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya,
pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko,
auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya
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nikss
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Feb 26, 2006 5:58 pm |
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D :D :D
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nikss
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Feb 28, 2006 12:37 pm |
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nice hai Bro
Hugli Hugli
Dugli DUgli
Bugli Bugli
Ugly Ugly Busssssssssssssss!!
Hans mut yeh mantar Rang KAALA karne ka tha jo tune parh liya.....
Ab tera kia hoga KAAALIYAAA....????
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jiarao
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2006 1:02 pm |
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