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gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Dec 07, 2009 11:38 am

اُستاد :- بچو ! وعدہ کرو ! کہ کبھی شراب اور سگریٹ نہیں پیئو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں پیئیں گے۔
اُستاد :- لڑکیوں کا پہچھا نہیں کرو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں کریں گے۔
اُستاد :- لڑکیوں سے فلرٹ نہیں کرو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں کریں گے۔
اُستاد :- اور وطن پہ زندگی قربان کرو گے۔
شاگرد :- کر دیں گے ۔۔ کر دیں گے ۔۔ ایسی زندگی سے تو مر جانا ہی بہتر ہے ۔

*·.·´¯`คяšђ´¯`·.·* · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 7:21 am

gIg_triangle wrote:

اُستاد :- بچو ! وعدہ کرو ! کہ کبھی شراب اور سگریٹ نہیں پیئو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں پیئیں گے۔
اُستاد :- لڑکیوں کا پہچھا نہیں کرو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں کریں گے۔
اُستاد :- لڑکیوں سے فلرٹ نہیں کرو گے ۔
شاگرد :- نہیں کریں گے۔
اُستاد :- اور وطن پہ زندگی قربان کرو گے۔
شاگرد :- کر دیں گے ۔۔ کر دیں گے ۔۔ ایسی زندگی سے تو مر جانا ہی بہتر ہے ۔

nice sharing noor ji :b)b:

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2010 10:31 am

thank u so much my_hidden_tears, :buke:

manzoor911 · **Joined:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:53 am **Posts:** 1

nice shairing budi.
thanx.

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:44 pm

thank u so much manzoor911

kashiif · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:26 am

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !.............................

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Wed Mar 03, 2010 5:01 pm

kashiif wrote:

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel it's best if I tell u,

before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !.............................

kashiif · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:05 am

larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti hai.. :

kashiif · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:07 am

Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin

kashiif · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 9:08 am

Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 5:36 pm

kashiif wrote:

larki se m0habbat krna jurm hai.,jis ki saza shadi ki s0orat me milti hai.. :

kashiif wrote:

Kaash larkian cigrate peti ta k utni Dair to kham0sh Rehtin

kashiif wrote:

Orat Fashi0n k0 Aisy talash krti h jesay m0t insaan k0

kashiif · **Posted:** Sat Mar 06, 2010 6:29 pm

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:03 am

Ek memon apny bachay ko maar raha tha. Dost ne poocha kyun maar rahe ho?
wo bola main ne issy naya joota le kar diya or kaha k ek k bajaye do do seerhiyan charhay ta k joota kam ghissay. Magar kambakhat do do seerhiyan charnay ki koshish mein pant phaar betha

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:04 am

1 boy to another:

Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd boy!
Yaar larki main ne phansa leni thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor di

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:04 am

White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache

School lgta tha Poultry Farm aur hum Sub Murghi k bachey

Mujhy samajh na aaya aaj tak teachr ka ye Funda...

Mujhy banati thi Murgha aur khud deti thi Anda.

kidnaper · **Posted:** Thu Mar 18, 2010 2:42 pm

hahhhh

:

bhot zabar dast

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:17 pm

Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya
To hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main
Aur kitne thread hain

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 05, 2010 10:18 pm

kidnaper wrote:

hahhhh

:

bhot zabar dast

shaguftaSubhani · **Posted:** Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:38 pm

kashiif wrote:

White color ka dress pehen kr hum sub lgty thay kitne ache

School lgta tha Poultry Farm aur hum Sub Murghi k bachey

Mujhy samajh na aaya aaj tak teachr ka ye Funda...

Mujhy banati thi Murgha aur khud deti thi Anda.

kashiif · **Posted:** Thu Jul 08, 2010 8:49 am

Teacher : Which is more important to us,
the sun or the moon?
Pupil : The moon.

Teacher : Why?
Pupil : The moon gives us light at night
when we need it but the sun gives us light
only in the day time when we dont need it.

kashiif · **Posted:** Tue Jul 13, 2010 9:03 am

There iz nothing greater than Parents in dis world.

So go get married fast and bcome parents.

Think different

Do different

Dedicated to all bachelors.

kashiif · **Posted:** Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:39 am

Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.

Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk..

shaguftaSubhani · **Posted:** Sun Jul 18, 2010 12:06 pm

Dad to SoN:
Ager Exam me fail hona to mujhsey Baap mat kahna..
After Exams..
Dad..Kya hua Result ka??
Boy SAdly.
Sorry Yaar Mahesh..Tu ne Baap Kahlane ka HAq kho diya..

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:02 am

shaguftaSubhani wrote:

Dad to SoN:
Ager Exam me fail hona to mujhsey Baap mat kahna..
After Exams..
Dad..Kya hua Result ka??
Boy SAdly.
Sorry Yaar Mahesh..Tu ne Baap Kahlane ka HAq kho diya..

nice one

kashiif · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 9:03 am

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:27 am

kashiif wrote:

Ques: What is The Most Dangerous Position In Which To Sleep.

Answer: It's When You Sleep With Your Feet On Your Office Desk..

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:28 am

shaguftaSubhani wrote:

Dad to SoN:
Ager Exam me fail hona to mujhsey Baap mat kahna..
After Exams..
Dad..Kya hua Result ka??
Boy SAdly.
Sorry Yaar Mahesh..Tu ne Baap Kahlane ka HAq kho diya..

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:39 am

Principal: School Ka Time 8 Bajy ka hai
Aur tum 9:30 Bajy Q Aa Rahy Ho?

Pathan Student:
"O Yara Tum Hamara Intezar Mat Kiya Karo,
School Laga diya Karo. :-)

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:40 am

Boy: Mujhse Shadi Karo Gi?

Girl: No

Boy: But Why?

Girl: Ghar Wale Nahi Maanay Gey.

Boy: Ghar Mein Kon Kon Hai.

Girl: 1 Husband Aur 3 Bachay. :-)

gIg_triangle · **Posted:** Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:45 am

You know why women starts with ‘W’…
because all questions start with “W”.. !
Who ?
Why ?
What ?
When ?
Which ?
Whom ?
Where ?
&
Finally Wife..!!!

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