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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:46 pm 
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nahi jee, biwi k saamne ki gal kerni... : )
pasand aaya...

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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 07, 2014 3:47 pm 
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mera favourite... :b)b:

wese Inter tak aesa hota tha, per university meiN tou humara itne meiN aik he pass hota hai... : /



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
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hahaha, kia mast moo torr jawaab dia hai... : )



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:06 am 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
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nahi jee, biwi k saamne ki gal kerni... : )
pasand aaya...

:)O

aap b asa hi krty hain :)):



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:09 am 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
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mera favourite... :b)b:

wese Inter tak aesa hota tha, per university meiN tou humara itne meiN aik he pass hota hai... : /

sub larkon k saath asa hi hota hy :rock universty sy apna thesis yaad aa gya hy ... jo k pending py hy :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:10 am 
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hahaha, kia mast moo torr jawaab dia hai... : )

:)



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:38 pm 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
тнє ѕ๏lιтαяу wrote:
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nahi jee, biwi k saamne ki gal kerni... : )
pasand aaya...

:)O

aap b asa hi krty hain :)):

humari biwi kahaN, bus mushahide ki baat hai... : )
bil-aakhir aap ko bhi aik din 15 minute tak garajna hai...
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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 3:40 pm 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
тнє ѕ๏lιтαяу wrote:
gIg_triangle wrote:
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mera favourite... :b)b:

wese Inter tak aesa hota tha, per university meiN tou humara itne meiN aik he pass hota hai... : /

sub larkon k saath asa hi hota hy :rock universty sy apna thesis yaad aa gya hy ... jo k pending py hy :thinking

humari uni meiN 50% passing marks hai... :-(P aur na-laiq, 89% nahi lana hai???
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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
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I m on a light diet:

I eat in daylight

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And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!



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Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain. :thinking :thinking




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Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .* :rock :rock :rock



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aaj kal thand bohot hy
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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
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Ziyada 3,5 na kr.

9,2,11 hoja.

Warna 5,7 mar dunga.

6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
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math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)



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PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 1:57 am 
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Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:48 pm 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
Jab rishte walay ap ko daikhnay ayen to apny mun per Meezan oil lagain. :thinking :thinking




Q K :yup: :yup:




Her cheez
Meezan me achi lagti hai. . .* :rock :rock :rock

: ) bohat khoob... :)O



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
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gIg_triangle wrote:
Duniya me achy
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aaj kal thand bohot hy
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(',') Main Ghar
<)"(> Hi HOTa
_/ / _ Hon

wo tou maiN "hota" hoN ghar per aap "hoti" haiN na... : )



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:49 pm 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
:
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Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.

9,2,11 hoja.

Warna 5,7 mar dunga.

6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy

math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

nice... : )



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
PostPosted: Fri Feb 21, 2014 4:50 pm 
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gIg_triangle wrote:
Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall

:-(P



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 Post subject: Re: sweet funny sms
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Which Is The Most Beautiful Feeling In The World..??

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When You Try 2 Look At Your Friend And You Find That Your
Friend Is Already looking At You.. !!

LOCATION : Examination Hall

ufff... bilkul sach he ye to... :O



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Student: Sir log Urdu English men bat krte hen,
Math men Q Nhi?
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Sir:
Ziyada 3,5 na kr.

9,2,11 hoja.

Warna 5,7 mar dunga.

6 k 36 Nazar aynge or 32 k 32 bahir aa jynge.
:
student:sir G Urdu, English hi theek hy

math waqai khofnak subject hai..:)

khofnak subject to he par difficult bhi he.. :)):



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Teacher: What is meant by
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Pathan: It mean
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”

:O :O :O



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I eat in moonlight

And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

bht maze ka he ye sms... :O



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Maza to tab aaya jab
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