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 Post subject: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:54 am 
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Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
Chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
Phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon as STYle hai

X............x............x


Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard Lena ki Ada koi humse seekhey..
Kuch na deker Dil Lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey


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Kya leke aye they,
Kya lekar jaoge,
Mujhe SMS na karke,
Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!


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*Meri taraf say apko 1 "PAPPI "
Apki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Saheli ki saheli ko 1 "PAPPI"
Batau Q?
Aaj hi mere "DOGGY" NE 10 " PAPPI" ko janam dia hai!


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Mat kar dost apni girl friend se itni mohabbat,
Woh aankhon se war karti hai,
Maine dekha hai uski aankhon me,
Woh mujhse bhi pyar karti hai
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Zinda ho to sms bhejo,
Asman pe ho to barish bhejo,
Zameen pe ho to phool bhejo,
Swarg pe ho to pari bhejo,
Aur narak pe ho to enjoy yourself

x...........x..........x

U r a DONKEY,

D:decent
O:outclass
N:nice
K:kind
E:excellent
Y:young

So tell me r u a donkey or not My friend

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Madmast hawa hai,
Mausam bhi suhana hai,
Bandar English me Hindi padh raha hai,
Kya educational zamana hai!
x....................x................x
DIL se DIL laga ke dekho,
Meri yaadon ko apne dil mein basa ke dekho,
SMS ki jagah CALL bhi karenge,
Bas ek bar mere mobile ka bill chuka ke toh dekho
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Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?
x...................x..............x
Dil se tera khayal na jaye to kya karun,
Tu hi bata tu yaad aaye to kya karun,
Hasrat yehi hai k ek nazar dekh **** tujhe,
Par madari rouz na laye to kya karun.
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PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 2:40 am 
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Aahat si koi aaye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Saaya sa koi mand raye to, lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab batao tum kya kisi bhoot se kam ho?

very nice mona..... keep it :)



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Lady doc: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho keraurton ko kyon ghorte ho?
Man: Ji aap he ne to bahar likha hai. "AURTON KO DEKHNE KA WAQT 9AM:11AM"



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ariese wrote:
Lady doc: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho keraurton ko kyon ghorte ho?
Man: Ji aap he ne to bahar likha hai. "AURTON KO DEKHNE KA WAQT 9AM:11AM"




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PostPosted: Wed Dec 19, 2007 10:49 pm 
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Gul na Gulshan Se gulfam bhaija hai,
Sitaroon nai Aasman sai Salam bhaija hai,

Mubarik hoo aap ko * Eid * Ki Khushian,
Yeh Paigham hum ne aap ky Naam Bhaija hai,

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Elahi aik aur ehsaan karde,
har khushi sms parhne wale ke naam kar de,
agar likhi ho uske naseeb mein maut to us ko BENAZIR ke naam karde



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Teri aankain jhuki jhuki , tera chehra khila khila , jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya, to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila!


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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:04 am 
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Mat puch sms ki inteha kahan tak hai,
Tu kanjusi kar le teri takat jaha tak hai,
Sms ki ummid hume nahi,
Hume to dekhna hai tu kanjus kaha tak hai.




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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:05 am 
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Good morning…Have U done two of the most important things when you wake up today?

1) Pray, so that U may live…
2) Take a bath-so that others may live too.


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U r miles away from me.
Still I’m watching Ur every movement
by 3 different channels:

1. Discovery
2. National Geographic
3. Animal Planet




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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:07 am 
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A : U r active.
B : U r best.
C : U r cute.
D : U r my dearest.
E : U r excellent.
F : U r always first.
G : U r great.
Sorry can’t lie till Z.



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Kahi andhere to kahin sham hogi,
Meri har khushi tere naam hogi,
Kuch mag ke to dekh hamse,
Bijli, pani ke bill aur karz mein dubi,
Property tere naam hogi



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PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 3:09 am 
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Subah ko haste ho,
Sham ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time haste ho,
Kay samajte ho,
Aap akele hi brush karte ho.



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Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.
Tumhari jaan ko khatrra hai!
Bahar “BANDAR” pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai


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noor_ka_noor wrote:
A : U r active.
B : U r best.
C : U r cute.
D : U r my dearest.
E : U r excellent.
F : U r always first.
G : U r great.
Sorry can’t lie till Z.




:D :D :D


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hahah.... zabrdast Noor ji.



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 24, 2008 12:51 am 
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Aapka SMS hemesha lajwab hota hai,
wo hamari dosti ka saugaat hota hai.
hum bhale he SMS na kare .........
lekin fir bhi agla SMS ka intazar hota hai.



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woh ankh kitni piyari thi jo mein ne tujay mari thi
woh sandal kitni bhari thi jo tu ne mujay mari thi



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shukreya asif je :buke:



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Kya aap confidence se chalte hai,
kya aap penalty bharte hai..
kya aap mobile ke bill se darte hai..
to aap SMS kyon nahi karte hai???


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Dark were those days without your sight,
when I was in darkness,
you gave me the light,
you gave me strength to make life bright.
THANK YOU SO MUCH PHILIPS TUBELIGHT...






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CIRCUIT
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.

MUNNA BHAI
Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.

CIRCUIT
Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.

MUNNA BHAI
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.

CIRCUIT
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na




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Go Down 2 C My Heart...
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Dekha!!!

Mera Dil Kitna Saf Hy...




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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!




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[font=Georgia]Mosam shabaab ka

Nasha sharab ka

Parda janab ka

Or Rang Gulaab ka

In sab say Haseen

In sab se Lajawaab

Daikho sms parhnay wala

Maindak talaab kaaa


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Aap genius

Aap sweet

Aap intelligent

Aap smart

or SUB k Dear
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Ban saktey hain agar aap MUJHEY follow karen....!



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Subah shaam teri yaad aavey hai,
Sari raat jagave hai,
Kerne ko to ker len call tumhain,
Per Customer Center ki woh larki,
Bar bar balance low batave hai.



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Yes Me

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today is sUNDAY!
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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.



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noor_ka_noor wrote:
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.



:guns: :guns: urra do :O :O :O


awesome sharings Noor



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*MYSTERIOUS* wrote:
noor_ka_noor wrote:
shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.



:guns: :guns: urra do :O :O :O


awesome sharings Noor



buhut shukreya Asif je :)O



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noor_ka_noor wrote:
[font=Georgia]Mosam shabaab ka

Nasha sharab ka

Parda janab ka

Or Rang Gulaab ka

In sab say Haseen

In sab se Lajawaab

Daikho sms parhnay wala

Maindak talaab kaaa


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Really cool collection NOOR SIS.. :hug
bht achi hai. :trust:
:-Y Alwayz be happy
MADIHA[/font]


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[align=center]APNI SANSON KO ROOK LIJIYE
DIL KI DHARKANO KO THAAM LIJIYE
DIL KI GAHRAIYON SE MERA NAAM LIJIYE
BUS AB NORMAL HOJAIYE AUR APNA KAAM KIJIYE
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