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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:06 am 
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What is Business..?

Son: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.


Dad: No!

Son: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter.


Dad: Then ok!


Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.


Bill Gates: no!


Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.


Bill gates: then ok!
Dad goes 2 d president of da World Bank..


Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank

President: No

Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates

President: Then ok!

This is BUSINESS




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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:07 am 
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Boy 2 GOD: give me a pocket full of money, A job & a Big vehicle full of girls.

GOD fullfilled his wish
&
He bcame a BUS CONDUCTOR of punjab university.......
:^^: :^^: :^^: :^^: :^^: :^^:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:08 am 
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Ek Ameer Larki ko School me Garib khandaan pe Essay Likhne ko Kaha Gya.


ESSAY :


Ek Garib khandaan tha,baap Garib,Maa Garib,Bachay Garib. khandaan me 4 Naukr the,wo bhi Gareeb.
Car bi Tutti Hui Accord thee.Unka Garib Driver Bachon ko usi Tutti Car may School Choor K Aata tha.
Bachon kai paas Purane N95 Mobile thay.Bache Hafte me 3 bar Hi Chicken Khatay thay.
Ghar me sirf 4 2nd Hand A.C. thay
Sara khandaan Bari Mushkil se Aish Kar raha tha.!!



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:08 am 
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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
ga... ??? ;- :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:10 am 
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U r sweet like "TOM"
Cute like "JERRY"
Naughty like "BUGSBUNY"
Clever like "ALADIN"
Strong like "POPEYE"
IN short
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Chalta phirta cartoon hen ap.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:11 am 
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Location: Aap ko kyn baton jee
Teacher:
Main teri Maa Hoti Tou
Main Tujhy 2 Din Main
Sudhaar Deti ...

Student:
Madam,
Kal Tak Main Apne
Papa Sy Mashwara
Kar k Bata Doonga ... ;;)



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 4:12 am 
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Location: Aap ko kyn baton jee
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 2:16 pm 
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noor_ka_noor wrote:
Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->




:O :O



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 11:36 am 
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I want to share some Funny Sms with you...

"In Court Judge Said to Women:

U R Realy Brave,u beat very well to theif

Woman: Oh..!! I dont know is they are theif, I am think that my husband come late at home..."

Can any body tell me from where i can found Decent Sms

Thx in Advance...!! :)


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:43 pm 
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Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?

A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies &

Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.



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Prayer of an ideal son: Dear God,

thx 4 all d blesings u hv bestowed upon me.

I wont ask anythin 4 myslf, plz jst giv my parents a really

hot daughter-in-law



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Sat Aug 01, 2009 11:44 pm 
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U r d 1 whos so smart,U r d 1 whos so charming,

U r the one whose so caring,

U r the one whose so good looking.

And, I'm the one who is spreading these rumors.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 11:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:39 pm 
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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”



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A ship was sinking.
Captain: Does any one know how to pray?
A priest comes forward and says he can pray.
Captain: Ok priest, you pray;
Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket
as we are one jacket short.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:41 pm 
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2 men were searching for their lost wife in a festival.
Banta: What does your wife look like?
Santa: She is 5′7″, 36-24-36 ** figure,
fair, sweet, beautiful, green ** eyes, brown hair, and yours?

Banta: Forget mine, let us look for yours.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:42 pm 
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Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen
and he is eating the cake I made.

Banta: Whom should I call now,
Police or Ambulance?



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 12:09 pm 
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Location: App k nazdeek hi kahin
Ek Pathan Cycle pr se Larki ke samney zor
say gira or foran hi khara ho gaya.

Girl: Oh my god.. Kya howa?

Pathan: Hum cycle se aesy hi Utarta hai



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Tue Sep 01, 2009 1:58 pm 
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kashiif wrote:
Wats d diff btwn egyptian mummies & Indian mummies?

A: Children r afraid of egyptian mummies &

Fathers r afraid of Indian mummies.


hahahahahahah. v. nice kashif bhai :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Mon Sep 28, 2009 2:18 pm 
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shuukriaya g :buke:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
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there are 2 rules in boys life

one that they dont give lift to some unknown (ajnabi) girl

second that they dont think any girl is unknown (ajnabi) to them



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2011 9:34 pm 
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good one:D:D:D


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:31 pm 
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wah wah aur shair arz kajeeyeh :^^:


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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
PostPosted: Mon May 27, 2013 4:02 pm 
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Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Sms
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My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.



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