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Dr. khan sahab tumhara sar kaise phuuta?

khan. hum se keel sahi thuuk nahi raha thaa
kisi ne kaha khan sahab khooprri istimal karo :lol:


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Strangers on a Train

A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.

"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me one dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get ten dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.

"I know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to climb up a palm tree, and ten seconds to get back down?" The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out ten dollars and gives it to the farmer.

"I don''t know. What has three legs, takes ten hours to get up a palm tree and ten seconds to get back down?"

The farmer takes the ten dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out one dollar and hands it to the scientist.

"I don''t know."



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Q: If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
A: The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in!


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Q: What are two reasons why women don't mind their own business?
A: 1.No mind.
a: 2.No business.


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The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?" and I said, "Dust!"


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Khofnaak andheri raat k sannatay main
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bhai ghabra mat, ye sub tere dimagh ka waham hai,
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Lab pe ati hai Dua ban k tamanna meri,
Dil karta he band krwa doon sim tere,

Dor duniya ka tere DAM se ujala hojaye,
Jo mjhe sms na kare Uska range kala HOjaye….
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Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that

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I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
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7 saal pehle rot 2 Rs. ki aur call 5Rs. ki thee

aur

aaj roti 5Rs.ki aur call 2Rs. ki hai


Farq to parra hai...

Jio Musharaf
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Some Realties of Life.

"U love someone U marry someone else.
The one u marry becomes ur wife or husband.
And the one u loved
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Its difficult 2 understand GOD,

He makes such beautiful things as women

and

then he turns them into Wives!
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What do I do

when I see someone extremely Gorgeous,

Attractive,

Terrific,

Cute,

Fabulous....

I Stare, I smile,

And,

when I get tired.....

I put down the mirror ! :O
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asif bhai :b)b:



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pakistan mai shaadiyan parents ki marzi se hoti hain

iss liye dulha k liye dulhan surprise hoti hai

ghoonghat uuthaane ke baad


ya to

Aishwariyaa


ya phir


jaysuuriya.... :((: :((:
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Pathan........ jab garmi lagti hai to mai AC ke ssmne
ja kar beth jaata hoon..

Man......... aur agar phir bhi garmi khatam na ho to
phir kiya karte hain..

Pathan....... To phir mai AC on kar deta hoon :O :O
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latest report on "GEO"


Mushta'il afraad ne karachi mai


samunder ko aag laga di

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lambi lambi chhor ke "GEO"
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[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]Santa ke Truck pe likha tha "CHHOTTA PARIVAR, SUKHI PARIVAR"

msg from "Rinky,Pinky,Golu,Monu,Ramu,Shamu,

Sohan,Mohan,

Tilu de PAPA-DI-GADDI.
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[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive.
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A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the


thief was spending less than his wife did.



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[align=center]Aaj





Raat



Theek



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Baje



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baad



1 bejega!! [/align]



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[align=center]Yash Johar is producing a new film

& is searching 4 new talent.

I've suggested ur name.

Pls go & meet him.

The movie's name is

"AQAL HO NA HO"
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[align=center]Dost kaha ho? Jaha ho wahi pe rehna.

3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna.

Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!

Bahar BANDAR pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai. :O
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[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]Wo ankh bari pyari jo hamne usse mari the

Wo sandal bari bhari the jo usne hame mari the

ham to muft me pit gaye

hame to ankh jhapkane ke bimari the...!
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[font=Lucida Console]Boy - me last bar pooch rahah hu tum mujhse shadi karogi ya nia


Girl - nai

Boy - soch lo

Girl - keh diya na nai

Boy - Waiter alag alag lana !
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[align=center][font=Lucida Console]Bihar ki gali me paan ki dukan
Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskan
Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan
Khake paan Paro boli..
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'Shukriya bhai jaan'
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[font=Century Gothic]Hitler's law

If you can solve ur problem then what is the Need of worrying?

If you can note solve it then what is the USE of worring ?
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[align=center][font=Comic Sans MS]always love wife,

no life without wife

wife ko ijjat do

wife ke prati wafaddar aur imaandaar raho

wife ki taarif kiya karo

"wife kis ki hai "

doesnot matter!!!
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2 dost thae


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achae dost thae.

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.Bohat achae dost thae


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kafi ziyada achae dost thae

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arrey jitne bhi achhe dost hon

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.Hum dono se achhe ho sakte hain kiya ?????


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v nice ASIF JE
keep sharing AJ




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Thanx AJ ,,, :buke:

Thanx Kashi........ :buke:

keep visiting N keep sharing :bye:



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[align=center]Devil University attendance


yajooj majooj................... yes sir




Zakoota jin ................... yes sir



Vampire .................. yes sir



bil batorri ...................... ?????




bil batorrriiiiiiii ................ ??????



aye bil batorri button press kana chooro

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sardar ne pressure cooker liya aur

doosre din waapis kar diya


dokandar... kiya hua sardar ji


saradar.... o ji ghar mai jawana bachiaan hain

aur yeh seetiyan bajata hai.... :O
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[font=Comic Sans MS]Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein,

dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein,

hamein mat dhoonndho duniya ki bhid mein,

hum milenge tumhe phir kisi,free SMS ki scheme mein
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[align=center]Jab tumhara messege aata hai,

Mera rom-rom machal jata hai,

Aang-aang mein gud-gudi hoti hai,

Ye mera kasoor nahi hai,

Kambaqt mobile ki vibration par hota hai.
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[align=center]One of qualities

I like most about you...

Is that you are very sentimental...

01% - Senti
99% - Mental



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bakre wala..... saab ji ye bakra 20,000 ka hia

woh wala ,,, 10,000 ka hai

woh....... 5000 ka hai


aur yeh wala 500 ka hai,,


saab jii,,,, yeh 500 ka kiyn hai,,,


bakre wala.... saab ji china ka hai

guarantee nahi hai ....

ghar ja kar bhonkne lage....... :-Y [/align]



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[font=Comic Sans MS]Man1: I do not want to marry bcoz I am afraid of all women.

Man2: Get married soon,
then you'll be afraid of only one woman
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