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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Fri Jul 23, 2010 3:51 pm 
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kashiif wrote:
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mat mara karo yar ....



achha to :guns: :guns: ye thek ??



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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:46 pm 
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A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!



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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Thu Aug 05, 2010 10:24 pm 
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Pathan: Yar Kal Abba Ne Bohat Mara.

2nd Pathan: Kyon?

1st Pathan: Kuch Nahi,

Main ne Bas Itna Poocha Tha,

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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Sun Oct 09, 2011 9:17 am 
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kashiif wrote:
A women's prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;

Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods.

Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I'll beat him to death!

great thinking... :b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:25 pm 
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Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”


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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 6:42 pm 
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welcome Abrianna !! :buke:

hilarious post..keep it up...!!

khush rahain :dua



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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 4:33 pm 
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Abrianna wrote:
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”

Hehe... Very good... :)O



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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Fri Dec 02, 2011 3:31 pm 
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Wow zabardst sir g great sharing


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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Wed Dec 07, 2011 7:48 pm 
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its really funny sms, can i send these sms on copy past to my mobile,


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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Sat Dec 17, 2011 6:30 pm 
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Abrianna wrote:
Ek sahebji ghabraye hue aaye aur biwi se bole: “Begam, aaj main office se aa raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…!”
Itne mein unki bachhi bol uthi: “Mummy, Shyam ne meri gudiya tod di hai.” Pati ne phir kehna shuru kiya “Haan toh begam, main keh raha tha ki raste mein ek gadha…..!”

Itne mein unka ladka bola: “Mummy, Rita ne meri car tod di hai.”
Biwi ghusse mein aakar boli: “Bhagwan ke liye tum sab chup ho jao, mujhe pehle gadhe ki baat sun lene do..!”



nice one :)


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 Post subject: Re: hansna matt
PostPosted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 10:05 am 
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hahahahahhahaha bohat khoob


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