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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:23 pm 
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The sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park
and when the Dinosaurs start approaching:
he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him... kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai...
Sardarji replies : Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai aur pata hai ki cinema hai,
lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata"





" AIK SARDAR JI DUKANDAR K PASS JATA HAY AUR KHTA HAY K :
SARDAR JI:BHAI MUJHAY AIK 5 LITRE WALA HABIB COOKING OIL DEY DO COLESTROL FREE.
DUKANDAR: Yeh LAIN.
SARDAR JI: ISS KA GIFT KAHAN HAY.
DUKANDAR: KONSA GIFT.
SARDAR JI: ISS PAY LIKHA HAY K COLESTROL FREE, COLESTROL GIFT HOA NA..........
TOH MUJHAY COLESTROL DO.........





Sardar: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Sardar's wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Sardar: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai.......





Why is “SINGH” added to every sardars name?
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Do you know?

Really u don’t know?

Bcoz of it’s hidden meaning:-
S - Sala
I - Insaan
N - Nahin
G - Gadha
H - Hay





Tring Tring Tring.

Sardar: Hello kon bol raha hai?
Other side: Ji, main bol raha hon.
Sardar: oye ye to kamal ho gia,
idhar se bhi main hi bol raha hon....





Wife: I Think our daughter is in love withsomeone
H'band : "how do u know"?
Wife: B'coz she is not asking for pocket money.......





Aik lady apny niwasay ko lori de kar sulanay ki koshish kar rahi thi
"so ja meray "DIPLOMA" so ja,lal plang per so ja, ......
2nd lady ye kaisa nam tum ne bachay ka rakha hy?
1st lady main ne apni beti ko college "DIPLOMA" lenay k liay dakhil karwaya tha wo college se ye le kar aye
ab isay "diploma" na bolon to kia bolon..?





Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho.....?
to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.




Main USske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.


main USske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola


aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola..... :cry:



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:05 am 
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Doctr: kia problm ha?
Man: dil my mery ha DARD E DISCO.

Doctr: Kesa lgta ha?

MAN: JAG SUNA SUNA LAGE, iska koi ilaaj ha?

Doctr: han ha na MOVE UR BODY BABY.



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 3:02 pm 
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Ek shrabi bus men sawar hua to seat pr bethay molvi ne kaha

Tum jahanum k rasty pe ja rahy ho

Sharabi chillaya:

Roko roko men ghalat bus men char gaya hon.



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Girlfriend 2 Sardar: Tum to bas apne kam me lage rehte ho.

Meri to koi parwa hi nahi he tumhe
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Sardar: Pyar karne wale kisi ki parwah nahi kerte!



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Maths and women are the two most complicated things in the world....
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*MYSTERIOUS* wrote:
Nice sharingz Faro ji... keep sharing :)O

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MyStErIoUs Ji...KeEp ViSiTiNg



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:buke: :buke: :buke: :buke: :buke:

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KaShIf Ji..... kEeP sHaRiNgS aNd KeEp ViSiTiNg



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Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya acha lagta hai meri samajhdari ya meri beauty..

Husband: Mujhe to ye tumhari Mazak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai..





1 memon subha so ko utha to
dekha ke uski biwi mar gaye hay.

Wo foran kitchen me gaya or
apni beti ko galay laga kar rony laga or
bola,“1 banday ka nashta kam banana”





Ek Khubsurat Larki Bank Gai Aur Bank Manager Se Pocha: "Me Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hon..."

Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat Hy, Aap Kis K Sath Joint-Account Kholna Chahti Hyn... ?"

Larki: "Mujhe Ziada Nakhry Dikhany Ki Aadat Nhi,

Bas


Jis k Paas Bank Balance Ziada Ho, Us K Sath Khol Longi..."





Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them



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Uski Yaad Main Khaana Peena Chorr Diya "Pappu" . . . .


Phir Socha


"Khaonga Nahe To ßarra Kaise Hunga. . . . ;->



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MORTEIN.... ;->



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A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
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Magnets have a positive side!



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PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 1:46 am 
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Never kiss a police woman.
she ll say stop n handsup
Nvr kiss a nurse she
will say next plz
Alys kiss a teacher
She ll repeat it 10 times....



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Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend
mein galYian kYun de rahey thay...
Husband:Tumhey ghalat fehmi hoi hai
Wife: kesi ghalat fehmi
Husband: yehi k mein neeend mein tha......



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Media: Prince, bahar aa kar acha lag raha hai?
Prince: Kya acha lagega? Andar choclate thi, pastry thi, milk badam tha....Thodi der aur ruk jaate shayad Bipasha bhi aa jati.



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Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya....
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.....



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Nice sharings shona ... :hug

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Boy: ma baap
Girl:Yes
Boy: khana penna
Girl: Yes
Boy: sari dunya
Girl: Yes
Boy:Star Plus
Girl: apna mou sambhal kar baat karo…!!!



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Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
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Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.



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Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..

Kyon ki..?

Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..



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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye ...

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil krne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye
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Teacher: what is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka matlab hai
“Mein tumhari miss hon!”



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Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..



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Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!



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Doctor: Bachey ko paani
dene se pehle boil ker
lena chahiye …

Sardar: Lekin Janab
Boil karne se bacha
marr tou nahi jaye ga…..



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Send me SMS on these time

Morning
6am To 12pm

Noon
12pm To 4pm

Evening
4pm To 8pm

Night
8pm To 6am

Baki Time Tang Mat Karna
Kam Karna Hota Hai :-)



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Qatil :- Koshish karna k umer qaid ho,phansi na ho
Pathan Waqeel :- Tum fikar na karo

Adalat k bad

Qatil :- Kia huwa?
Pathan Waqeel :- Buhat Muskil se umer qaid hui adalat to bari kar rahi the…



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Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain
aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,
asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
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Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..



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The most rommantic country of the world..?



guess!




O yes! pakistan u know y?




har raat candle light dinner...
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Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??



Guess??


Come On Yar?




SAKOON.....



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N0w "BuSH" RepLiES 2 "FArAz"..

HaAL To MErA b TErE JEsA hE hy "FArAZ" , ,

BuS FArq SirF ItnA Hy . .

TuMhAiN ApNo0 nE LotA..
HAmAiN GhAiron nE KootA...



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Dulha Apnay Dost Se Shadi

K Din:Yar Koi Aise Baat Btao Jo

Main Apni BIwi Se Jatay He Kahon

To Wo Hearan Ho Jaey.

Dost:Tum Jatay He Apni Biwi Ko Talak Dy Dena!!!



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Ek Bar Terrorist

Ne Budhiya Ke Paas

Bomb Rakh Diya.

Log Chillaye

Budhiya Bomb,

Budhiya Bomb

Woh Sharma

Kar Boli-

Woh To Mein Jawani Mein Thi....



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