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 Post subject: smileeeeeeeeeee krte rahen plz
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:32 pm 
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Wife! Sardar ji aj tussi mere naal es tarah

karo k bus meri cheekhain hi nikal jawwan!!

Sardar ne wife ki kapron me AAG laga di!!

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Sardar: Munnay ki sunat krwani hy
card English mai hy kaise likwaon?

BV: We heartly invite U on cutting

ceremony of *** instrument of

our son Kindly Join us!!

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Sardar apni girl friend se OIL me naha kar

milne gaya.

Girl friend:Aap OIL mein naha kar Q aaye?

Sarda:Mene suna hy k har cheez meezan me

achi lagti hy. :^^: kuon bi

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Laziness Is The Mother Of All Bad Habits.

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But Ultimately She Is A Mother,


And We Should Respect Her. :-)

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arz kia hai......waha wah wah

arz kia hai......a asmaan k chand taron....
arz kia hai....... a asmaan k chand taron....


wah wah wah....







zara is shair ko parhney wale ko chamat tou maro.........

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andhiyan youn chalin k dil ujar kar reh gya
aa vekhi faraz meri ankh vich ki pe gya

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PASHTU SHAIRI
DAGHA REPEATER ZAMA FIRE DA 32 BORE,

"FARAZ"

LAKA DUSHMAN DAGHA ((DUZZZ,DUZZZZ)) WALA WAI WAL WALA WAI WAI....

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Pathan 2 Sardar;
5 janvaron k naam batao jo pani me rehty hen.
Sardar; Fish
Pathan. theek hy or batao
Sardar, Fish ki Ammi. Abu, Bhai or Bhen.
Pathan . Shabash!


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Husband : suit bara sohna paya ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : lipstick bhi sohni lagai ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : Makeup vi sohna kitta ay
Wife : thx g
Husband : sohni fir vi nahi lagdi


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Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay?
Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay

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Teacher: Agar apna character sudharna hai
to sab auraton ko MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera character to theek
rahega, par mere baap ka bigad jayega

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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 11:28 pm 
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:O :O :O


:O :O



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 10:20 am 
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YAR RPLY TO KARO OTHERWISE :guns:


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 11:25 pm 
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bahut kamal sharing hai g :hi5



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 3:11 am 
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hahah... kya bat hai jinab... bahot khoooob...specially, "main kaisey btaon tum kon ho..? !!! :hug



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 5:22 am 
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awesome sharing.... :b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Feb 20, 2010 9:10 pm 
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thanks alot for appreciating my post
keep replying


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Mon Mar 01, 2010 10:38 am 
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ME NE AP KO KEEP RPLYING KAHA HY NA K STOP RPLYING


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Tue Mar 02, 2010 3:28 am 
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buaht hi nice sharing yaar jawab nahi apka yaar. keep sharing and keep position.. khus rahay..



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 10:06 am 
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thanks for encouraging me lonely-life g
wo jo ik lafz ki khushbu na rakh saka mahfuz
main us k hath main sari kitab kya deta


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 2:05 pm 
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dua g ..reply t o karte rahenge but ap sharing b to karte raheye...



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:10 pm 
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aap kahain or hum aap ki baat na maanein esa kase ho sakta hai
bus aaj kal hum kuch busy hain lekin hum jald hi shring dobara start karain ge


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:03 pm 
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intazar rahega


philhal ek meri taraf se





Teacher Tmhary ghar min subsy bahadr kon hy ?

Bacha: chooha Teacher: wo kesy ?

Bacha Hum abbu sy derty hin Abbu Ammi sy derty hin Aur

ammi choohay sy derti hai



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 2:03 pm 
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Faraz Teri Ankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai,

Wah Kya Keh Dia...


Faraz Teri Aankhon Men Dard Ka Jo Rang Hai


20 ka easy load to karva de hath boht tang hai.



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Mar 06, 2010 8:07 pm 
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THANK YOU G INTZAAR KARNE K LIYE
LEKIN DUA KARAIN K HUMARA KAM THEEK SE HO JAYE


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InshaAllah



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sun Mar 07, 2010 7:52 pm 
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MEHARBANI JANAB


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
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aaji meharbani kasie ......

dosto ke leeye itna to kar sakte hai :buke: :buke:



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 2:07 pm 
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Arz kia hai,
Aankhon main noor hai.

Chehre pe sarour hai.

kisi lerkì ko mera number de do.

Q k

Meri shaadi abhi boooooohat door hai.
Wha wha wha.



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
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Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNE



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 3:47 pm 
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thanks k aap ne meri post ko yaad rakha
vese aap k replies bohat ache hain
aap b is topic per aik thread bana dain


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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:47 pm 
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kis topic..par........funny sms?


ap sab dosto ke itne threads hai yahan par ..to phir mujhe apni thread banane ke kya zaroorat ha i :b)b: :b)b:


jab maan karta hai aaa jata hu ..ap dosto ko tang karne :argue:



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Sat Apr 24, 2010 1:29 pm 
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dua99 aap ki sharings kiyn nazar nahi aa rahin :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 2:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: HAVE FUN
PostPosted: Mon May 17, 2010 7:57 am 
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New posts kyon nai hia yahan? :Mad: :Mad:


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