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Phir Uski Sister Ka Fone Aaya Fone Sun Kar Aur Bhi Ronay Laga...

Logon Ne Pucha Kyun Ro Rahay Ho?

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Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?



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Motorway police:KHAN ap 180 Kì speed
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KHAN:Tm logn ny he to side waly
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YAD RAKHN GHR PE KOI AP KA INTIZR KR RHA HY.!!



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:08 pm 
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Husband: Mein apni wife se divorce chahta hu.

Voh mairay se 6 mahine se boli nahi.

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aisi wife kismat valon ko hi naseeb hoti hai.



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:10 pm 
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1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:20 pm 
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kashiif wrote:
1st Sardar:Me Kal Mushaery me gya
to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia

2nd:Wo Q?

1st:Shaer ka nam Hayat tha
or me usy Daad dy rha tha
"WA HAYAT"

"Wahayat"





:Y: .....good...



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:21 pm 
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bahtu shukriya "shagufta G" :buke:



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:40 pm 
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SHUKRIYAA AAP KO LIKHTEY RAHEN..kabhi kabhi iss section me bhi nazer aa jaya karen Sir



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apka kaha ..sar aankho par ."shagufta G" :buke:



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PostPosted: Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:11 pm 
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apka kaha ..sar aankho par ."shagufta G" :buke:

sar bhi hai aap ko aour bhi???great breaking news..











:)O Cholly....
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Operation say pehlay doctor nay phoolon kay haar mangwaiy







Patient: yeh kis liyay???







Doctor: Mera 1st operation hai .







Agar kamyab hova to meray liyay warna tumharay liyay



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:12 pm 
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ha ha ha......................... :Y:
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:23 pm 
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"G" ke aagey aor kuchh seekha nahi??bolo..H I J K



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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

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World’s smallest resignation letter?

Respected sir,

I love Ur wife.

Thank you



:thinking no comment..Boss ko ye bolun??
Uss ko bolna padega Sir I Love your hairs(TAKLOO) :Y:



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taklu nai hua to ... :argue:



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PostPosted: Fri Jun 25, 2010 1:33 pm 
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Write Your Lover’s Name On Your Arm.
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Make A Spelling Mistake.



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taklu nai hua to ... :argue:



hai na dats Y :Y:



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The difference between scientific theory and reality
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The difference between scientific theory and reality
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:fr: :O



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Cutest Proposal –
A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
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“Do U Belive In Love At First Sight
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Should I Come Back Again..”



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A Boy Rings D Door-Bell Of A Girls Home.
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Should I Come Back Again..”

:DD:



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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.



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Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t Understand.
Last Year My Wife Died,
I Put B.A. To Indicate “Bachelor Again”.
Then I Took A Second Wife, So M.A. Is “Married Again”.

:DD: :DD:



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thx alot for liking :)O



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thx alot for liking :)O

aagey add karo..thanx alot for likeing Jojkes :Y: :tease:



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next time add kar dunga

ke thx alot for liking my bad jokes... :hi5



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Superb !! :b)b:
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bahut shukriya "aysha G"



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bahut shukriya "aysha G"

kuchh naya ho jayey :argue:



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Husband:u will never succeed
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Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
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After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
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Tom & jerry cartoon begins!



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Dharkan me Ap
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Aankhon me Ap
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Sanson me Ap
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Jahan b dekhon
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Bas Ap hi Ap

Detol wali aunty sach kehti hai
JARASEM har jagah hote hain.



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PostPosted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:46 pm 
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Dil me Aap
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Aankhon me Ap
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Sanson me Ap
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Jahan b dekhon
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Bas Ap hi Ap

Detol wali aunty sach kehti hai
JARASEM har jagah hote hain.





:O :O



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A chiness was in a hospital

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A man went 2 meet him..


chiness sed:

Ging chong mou.......chou:

and died,


Man went china 2 know the meaning.....


By Sharam Oxygen ke Pipe Se Pair Hata, :tease:



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