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a new Born baby waz laughing real hard...vd his tiny fingerz all closed...
the doctor unfolded his tiny fingures & guess what he Found?
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pathan ne apna facebook pey apna account bnaya or apni wall pey likha.....
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yahan peshap krna mana h... :-D



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teahcer: isko english me translate kro.

kam nhn hota,
jb hota h,
tb hota hi chala jata h,
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SARDAR: work is not done,
when done,
then dun dna dun dun............... ;-D



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Sardar apni shadi par udaas tha,Kisi nay poocha kia baat hai??

Sardar:Meary susral walon nay barat par thoray logon ko kaha hai

pata nahia
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Sardarji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I'll drink poison n let lion eat me.
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Krishna , Ram, Gandhi ji & Jesus..?

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Sardar: Why are you praying for that? ...
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TRUE BRAVERY IS:

arrive home late,
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typng msg,
...singing a song,
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teahcer: isko english me translate kro.

kam nhn hota,
jb hota h,
tb hota hi chala jata h,
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SARDAR: work is not done,
when done,
then dun dna dun dun............... ;-D


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‎75yrz old man got married with a girl of 15 yrz old.

At marriage nite they both r crying cuz Girl don"t know anything and an old man hav

4gotten evrythng :))
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LARKI: me shadi k baad tumharay sab DUKH baant loon gi..

BOy:mgr mjhe to koi dukh nai hai !!!..

LARKI: me shadi k baad ki baat kar rai hon



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One Very TrUe Line About My Dear FrIeNdZ ♥

"EvErYoNe Is Not My Friend..

But My FrIeNdZ Are Not Just Like EvErYoNe



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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses*

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
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Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?

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Hame to apno ne luta hai gairo me kaha dum tha.
meri HADDI waha tuti jaha HOSPITAL band tha, mujhe jis AMBULENCE me dala uska petrol khatm tha,
mujhe RIKSHE me isliye bithaya Qki uska kiraya kam tha,
mujhe DOCTOR ne uthaya NURSO me kaha dum tha,
mujhe us bed par letaya jiske niche BOMb tha.



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Jub ...................



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1 jhagray me faisla hoa k 90% pathan bewakof hotey hen

Is par pathanon ne kaafi halla machaya

...Phir faisla howa10% Pathan akalmand hotey hain..

tab ja kay mamala set hoa:-)



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Us ne kaha mujhe muhabbat ki saza do wasi....... main ne ja ke us ki ammi ko bata diya ;)



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Us ne kaha mujhe muhabbat ki saza do wasi....... main ne ja ke us ki ammi ko bata diya ;)




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Larki ke Gaal Pe Gulab maarne par Responses*

English Girl:you are too Naughty sweet heart!

Urdu Girl: Nahin karo na!
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Punjabi Girl: Lakh laanat begairta



INDIAN GIRL Response..: :argue: :argue: :argue:
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Ek conductor ki shadi ho rahi thi,

jab Dulhn phero ke waqt uske pas akar baithi to

vo bola thoda pas ho k baith, ek sawari or baith sakti hai.



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letay letay yeh sochta hoon faraz
agr baith kr socho to kon si mot per jai ge



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Faqat is dar se hum ne ishq karna chor diya Faraz
jb us ne kaha pappiyan de paisy wakhray tey japhiyan de paisy wakhry



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Teri berukhi ko main aaj tak nahin bhula paya…

Yeh is sal ka pehla sher hy jis mein FARAZ nahin aya..



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O Sardar Ji Soup Me Makkhi Hai,

Sardar Ji: Oye! Dil Bara Ker Yaar,

Makkhi Tera Kitna Soup Pi Jaye Gi...



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‎1 pathan doctr k ghar raat 2 bajy phone aaya........
aap so tu nahin rahy thy..........??????
pathan doctr ne ghusy main kaha.....
aap ki itlaa k liye bata doon k sab pathan chowkiidaar nahin hoty...........



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‎1 pathan doctr k ghar raat 2 bajy phone aaya........
aap so tu nahin rahy thy..........??????
pathan doctr ne ghusy main kaha.....
aap ki itlaa k liye bata doon k sab pathan chowkiidaar nahin hoty...........



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Class teacher ne students se
"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Par essay likhne ko kaha.
Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar

"Miss CHIKNI ko English me kya kahte hain":-P:-P



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Class teacher ne students se
"MY CLASS TEACHER"
Par essay likhne ko kaha.
Thori dair baad 1 student ne uth kar

"Miss CHIKNI ko English me kya kahte hain":-P:-P



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‎2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

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bandages, pakka truck accident case.

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Pathan went to interview for CIA officer post...

Interviewer: Who killed Liaqat Ali Khan??

Pathan:Thanks For Giving job.......I will start the investigation!!!!!!!!!
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Pathan ‘samosy’ khol kr ‘ander ka masala’ kha raha tha..

1 admi ne pocha:”Pura kyun nhi kha rhay?”

Pathan:”Baba doctor ne ‘bahir ki cheez’ khanay se mana kia hai
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Why Cute People Always SayThey are Busy???

...?Think?
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Pathan nay college khola.

2nd Pathan: "Tu apnay college ka sabsay alag naam rakhna.

1stPathan: "Main college ka naam rakhunga,
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sardar goes for an interview...
Oficer asked him...
wer do you born..
Sardar:Tiruwanantpuram
Officer:Pronunce the spelling of Tiruwanantpuram
Sardar:Sorry sir..mazak kar raha tha..main Goa me paida hua :tease:



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larka dosre larke se: Yaar tum ne kabhi koi larki phansai hai?

2nd
boy!Yaar larki main ne phansa li thi pr tum logon ne ye mohalla hi chor
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To Charsi Ne Chars Chupa Di.

Police: Kia Kar Rahy Ho?
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Charsi: Kuch Nahi Apny Walid K Liye Dua Kar Raha Hon.

Police: Ye To Kisi Bachy Ka Qabar Hai.

Charsi: Mera Walid Sahab Bachpan Mai He Mar Gaya Tha



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