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 Post subject: Re: hasso na yaar
PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 10:55 am 
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ch@ndni wrote:
-•¤вяσкєη^∂яєαмѕ¤•- wrote:
Husband biwi se phone per: Kia pakaaya hai aaj
khaane main?

Biwi (ghusse se): Zaher...

Husband: Khha ker so jaana, main dair se aaon ga...

:mrgreen:



husband log aise hi hote hai, selfish types

Aap ko barra pata hai... :^^:



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PostPosted: Sat Aug 13, 2011 11:51 am 
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-=Story 2011=-

Aik ghareeb larrka udaasi ki haalat main ja raha tha k
us ko aik chiraagh mila. Us ne wo chiraagh khushi se
utha lia. Jub us ne chiraagh chiraagh ragrra to
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Wo aik zor-daar dhamaake se phatt gaya.

7 afraad halaak, 13 zakhmi.

Aladdin k dour gaya beta... :-(P



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PostPosted: Thu Aug 25, 2011 10:10 am 
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hahahahahahahahah


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hamre sadar intahai naik
nihayat samjhdaar
iemaandar
or watan k sath
mukhlis shakhs hain
main un se bohat
payar karta hon
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............le kaka tera te rooza tot gaya
hon qaza vi kar te kafara vi de

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 3:15 pm 
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shohar shrab peete huwe BV se:
Tm kon ho?
BV: Pagal ho gy
ho kya?
apni Bv ko bhool gy?
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shohar: Nasha her Gham bhula deta hy "Baji,,,






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nahshal wrote:



hamre sadar intahai naik
nihayat samjhdaar
iemaandar
or watan k sath
mukhlis shakhs hain
main un se bohat
payar karta hon
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............le kaka tera te rooza tot gaya
hon qaza vi kar te kafara vi de

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sorry g waqi ghalat ho giya main ne edit kr diya he
par ab ap k quote mein reh giya ye mere bas se bahir he


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PostPosted: Sun Nov 13, 2011 11:35 pm 
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ustaad shagird se
jab mein 10th mein parhta tha
to mare math mein se poore poore nambar the

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han g parha ho ga kisi achhe ustaad se
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Nice sharings nahshal :)


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ch@ndni, thanx


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nahshal wrote:


ustaad shagird se
jab mein 10th mein parhta tha
to mare math mein se poore poore nambar the

shagird
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han g parha ho ga kisi achhe ustaad se
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:O :O Nice



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Sam903, thanx


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2aurton ko 20saal ki saza hui.
20 saal ek sath jail me guzarne k bad
jab d0no reha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha:
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Chalo ab baqi baten ghar chal kr krte hain


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... :mrgreen: nice one.. :b)b:
keep smiling :dua



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4 Dost bathe the, Table pe rakhe Mobiles me se 1 bja.

Man: Hello

BV: I'm in Bazar, kya me 100,000 ka jewellry set le lon?

Man: Han lelo

BV: Silk sarhi b jo 20,000 ki hy?

Man: 1 sarhi nahi 2-4 lo

BV: Ok Dear tumhara Credit Card mere pas hy ushi se le rahi hon

Man: Han theek hy

Sare Dost bole: Tu Pagal hy ya tuje charh gai hy.Ya tu hume Nicha dikha raha he k to BV ko kitna chahta hy


Man: Wo sab choro Ye batao ......
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..........ye Mobile kis ka hai.!


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1 jahaaz mein 2 sadar safar kar rahe the

1st:main agar yahan se dollar phenko
to sari awam mujhe duain de gi

2nd:main agar siraf sadarat choor don to
mari sari awaam mujhe duain de gi

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sari dunya mujhe dowain de gi



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hahahahha. GOod one nahshal :)


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1 Admi ne Hotel me room liya,
p0hnchty hi socha k BV ko sms kr du.
Usne sms likh kr Galat number pr send kr dia
Jis Orat ko mila us k Shohar ka 2 din pehle inteqal hua tha.
Sms Parhte hi Orat BeHosh ho Gai!
Likha tha..,

Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohanch Gya hu
Idhr Network b Mojud hai
Jaga Choti, Pr Shandar Hai
Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai
Dhool Matti B Nhi Hai
Mene Jo white Kapre Pehne The Wo Ab Tk Saaf Hain!
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2,4 din me tumko B bula longa.



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hahahah kaafi achha hai :)


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Girl To Boyfriend: I Need Something Costly For Valentine.....

On Valentine Boyfriend Gifts Her Onion Pakodas Fried In Petrol..!! :O :O


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hahahahahahaahah


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The Story behind "Ladies First." Long ago, a man & woman were madly in love. They wanted to marry. Parents did not aprove. They decided to suicide
& planned to jump from mountain. The man could not bear to see his sweetheart fall. He convinced her that he will jump first. He jumped.
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never jumped. Thereafter all men decided "LADIES FIRST.":-




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:-) nice one nahshal


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PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 11:19 pm 
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Hahahahah
hahahahahaha
Heheheheheh
ohohohohohoho
hahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Hans hans k mrjaun,ga aaj"



janaab ne kaha tha
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Qaum ki duaon say theek howa hOon...
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yaar sach sach batao ap mein se kis ne dua ki thiii


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hilarious,funny ....jokes...keep sharing
khush rahain :dua



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PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:21 pm 
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1 Amma
bus conductor ko roz kaju badam khane ko deti thi
Cndctor-
AMMA ap muje roz ye Q deti ho?
Amma-
Beta Dant to rahe Nhi
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. choos Kr phenk dena theek Nhi Lgta.

:hug :roll: :^^: :oops:



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nahshal wrote:
Hahahahah
hahahahahaha
Heheheheheh
ohohohohohoho
hahahahahahahahahahahhaa
Hans hans k mrjaun,ga aaj"



janaab ne kaha tha
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Qaum ki duaon say theek howa hOon...
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yaar sach sach batao ap mein se kis ne dua ki thiii


lolxxxx :mrgreen:



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پروفیسر(سٹوڈنٹ سے) :
آج پہلی بار تم کلاس میں باتیں کر رہے ہو، ہمیشہ تم نظریں جھکا کے میری باتیں سنتے تھے...
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سٹوڈنٹ : سر، آج میرا ایس ایم ایس پیکج ختم ہو گیا ہے


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 11, 2012 2:31 pm 
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...umdah ... :O

mazeed aur post ker k hum ko hansnay ka mouqa dain nahshal please.. :p
khush rahain :dua



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Ajab Larki thi rehti thi bs khayaalon me
Wo zarb krti thi taqseem k Swaalon me
Class-Room mein pencil talash krti thi,
Wo bhool jati thi usko laga k Baalon me
Uski Aankhon se bazahir thi har ik baat jaisy,
Wo band rehti thi dil k hazaar Taalon me
Wo pyar chhoton se, izzat baron ki krti thi,
Na main bachon me aa ska na Umer walon me
"mAAn" ab b agar haseenon k Chehray na parhein,
To hum ne kia sekha College k un SaaLon me???



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umdah...khubsoorat ... :b)b:

khush rahain wikky :dua



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Good Good :)


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