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 Post subject: Mazahiya sms
PostPosted: Sun Jul 31, 2011 12:38 pm 
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Ek aadmi bhikhari se : e tu kitni der se bheekh maang raha hai

bhikhari : kyun sahab kya aapki baari hai

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Santa : Banta aaj maine ek nayi cheez sochi hai

Banta : are wah kya socha ?

Santa : yehi ki kuch nahi :mrgreen: :O


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:O :O :mrgreen:



Santa : yaar maine aaj phir ek nayi cheez sochi hai

Banta : for God sake ye mat kahna ki phir kuch nahi socha


Santa: nahi yaar aisa nahi hai lekin jo socha tha yaad nahi aa raha

:mrgreen: :O :O


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aadmi bhikhari se: e tu yahan roz aata hai kya?

bhikhari: haan saab

aadmi: tu shaam hone ke baad bhi ruka rahta hai

bhikhari: ji saab uparwale ka karam hai log aate rahte hain

aadmi : hmm to tu kya hafte me saaton din aata hai?

bhikhari: saab,carrier switch karne ki na socho,chaar paanch saal pehle kisi bekaar jagah me baithna padta hai phir jaake aisi jagah milti hai,bahut struggle hai isme bhi,jo kar rahe ho wohi karte raho.

:O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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very hilarious n outclass .. :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:



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Kavi wrote:
:O :O :mrgreen:



Santa : yaar maine aaj phir ek nayi cheez sochi hai

Banta : for God sake ye mat kahna ki phir kuch nahi socha


Santa: nahi yaar aisa nahi hai lekin jo socha tha yaad nahi aa raha

:mrgreen: :O :O



hehehe.. us aadmine maara nai usko :)


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Kavi wrote:
aadmi bhikhari se: e tu yahan roz aata hai kya?

bhikhari: haan saab

aadmi: tu shaam hone ke baad bhi ruka rahta hai

bhikhari: ji saab uparwale ka karam hai log aate rahte hain

aadmi : hmm to tu kya hafte me saaton din aata hai?

bhikhari: saab,carrier switch karne ki na socho,chaar paanch saal pehle kisi bekaar jagah me baithna padta hai phir jaake aisi jagah milti hai,bahut struggle hai isme bhi,jo kar rahe ho wohi karte raho.

:O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


this is good... :)


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:O :O :mrgreen:


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Santa : Banta yaar ek idea aaya hai ab tu ye na kahna ki yaad aa raha ki nahi ok kyunki mujhe yaad bhi hai.



Banta: ok idea to batao.



Santa: bataya na IDEA.


:O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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aadmi bikhari se : are tum itne der se baithe ho lo mere paas khana hai ye kha lo.

Bhikhari: nahi saab.


Aadmi: are le lo,koi baat nahi.

Bhikhari: nahi saab sehat ka bahut khayaal rakhna padta hai islie khana badhiya khate hain aap rahne do maine phn par baaju waale restra me order kar dia hai,khana aata hoga.

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :O :O


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:O :mrgreen:

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Santa: yaar kal main sochte sochte so gaya




Banta: are????? phir!!!!




Santa:phir kya sochte sochte jag gaya



:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :O :O


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Aadmi Bhikhari se : ye batao itne paise jodke aap karte kya ho?


Bhikhari: karte kya ho? kya matlab? are dhandha badhate hain


Aadmi : kaise?

Bhikhari: mandir masjid banvate hain

Aadmi: acha!! uske baad

Bhikhari: uske baad kya duty bajate hain namaaz ke samay msjid aur aarti ke samay mandir ke darwaaze par baithte hain.

uffff :O :O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Very funny :) :O :O


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kavi buhat khub ... :O :O
buhat hansaya aap ne... :mrgreen:


When I was born I was so surprised

I didn’t talk for a year and a half.



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2) Go0d Lo0kInG GiRls R N0t Go0d GiRls

3) Go0d Lo0kInG & Go0d GiRls R N0t SinGle

4) Go0d Lo0kInG, Go0d & SinGle GiRls HaVe Str0ng Br0thErs... ;->



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Its When Ur Grlfrnd Catches U In

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Love U Darling, Next Show Is With U..!



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Doctor: Oh !! Sorry Miss Taniya...Bad News For You!



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WhAt COMes DOwN BUt NEvEr GOeS Up?
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OH Its RAIN...!



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Have You Ever

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" M O T H E R
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It Would Come As


" W O M A N
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I As A Doc Give Up


I Cant Bear It Any More


I Tried Everything 2make Ur Brain Work


But Failed


U Won!


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Donkeys R Really Invincible!!!



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Very Important Health Tip, Only For U.

DonT Eat Pizzas,

Samosay Dahi Baray,

Ice Cream,

Chocolate,

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Sandwich

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nice ones :O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:
keep sharing dear :)


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aadmi bhikhari se: e tum itna chilla chilla ke kyun bheekh mangte ho, bheekh to tumhe waise hi mil hi rahi hai.


bhikhari: saab wo kya hai na ye apun ki marketing strategy hai chillake maangne par zyada dete hain.

offo :O :O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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Santa: Banta yaar sochta hun sochna chhor dun

Banta: are??? phir kya karoge!!!

Santa: soch ke bataunga

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :O :O


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Kavi wrote:
Santa: Banta yaar sochta hun sochna chhor dun

Banta: are??? phir kya karoge!!!

Santa: soch ke bataunga

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :O :O


hahahahaha


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:mrgreen: :O :O


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Santa: Banta e Banta are o Banta ye bata tere mummy papa ne tera yehi naam kyun rakha?


Banta(sochte hue): hmm yaar question to badhiya hai lekin mujhe ans nahi malum.


Santa: are simple hai na! unhe ye naam acha laga hoga

uff :O :O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


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aadmi(bhikhari se) : aur sunao bhai tumhari to khoob chal rahi hai ayen ayen mera matlab jis chaurahe ja raha hun tum mil rahe ho,itni rakam jod ke karoge kya.


Bhikhari(udaas hoke) : saab aisi baat nahi hai! aap dikh jate hain to bauni badi mushkil se hoti hai islie chaurahe badal badal bheekh maang raha hun lekin taqdir aapse mila de rahi hai,kambakht aadha din ho gaya footi kaudi nahi mili.


:O :O :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :O


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