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 Post subject: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:10 am 
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some funny sharing...


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:10 am 
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Demotion Of Salman Khan:

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......2009 --> Wanted: IPS

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2010 --> Dabangg: Inspector

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2011 --> Body Guard

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Upcoming Movies:

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2012 --> Security Guard

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2013 --> Watchman

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2014 --> Postman :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:11 am 
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Dulha Dulhan
sy :
Tmhara Shadi sy pehly koi boyfrnd tha ?

Dulhan silent!
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Dulha chila k :
Me is khamoshi ko kya samjhun?

Dulhan :
Toba hy!
Gin to rahi hon:-) :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:11 am 
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Boy ; i love u
Girl ; tameez se baat karo !!!
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Boy ; bismillah e rahman e raheem Allah tala k fazal se, khuda ka yeh naik banda mohtarma ko Aarzu-e- Fitraat se bhi -inteha mohabbat karta hai :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:12 am 
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New Age P0em,,,

Chatting Chatting,,
Yes Mama,,

Setting a Girl Friend??
N0 Mama,,,

Telling Lie??
N0 Mama,,

0pen your Faceb0ok Acc0unt..

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/ \ Ha ha hahahahhahha :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:12 am 
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naye kapre pehnnay ke bd larki ke zehan mein jo sb se pehla khayal ata hai.
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YAAAAAAAAAAR!!MEin in kapron mein moti to nai lag rahi.. :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 9:14 am 
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Ek Dukan pe likha tha:
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Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 Saal ki Umar k logon ko diya jayga,
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wo b Un k maa baap se pooch kar.. :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 2:14 pm 
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1) Can A Kangaroo Jump Higher Than Eiffel Tower?

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Yes
How??

Eiffel Tower Can't Jump


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Fri Aug 26, 2011 10:43 pm 
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nice awesome posts ,keep it up !
be happy PARAS !



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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:33 am 
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subahh wrote:
nice awesome posts ,keep it up !
be happy PARAS !


thank you subahh ji for visiting.. :buke:


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:34 am 
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sardar darkht pe charrha to bandar ny pocha...
oper q aye???
sardar: AMRUD khany...
bandar: ye to amm ka darkht ha...
sardar said:
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. kar diti na bandraan alo gal,main amrud nal layandy nay... :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:34 am 
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Teacher studant se::Batao zameen aur chaand ka apas main kiya taluq hai?
Studant::Behan Bhai ka
Teacher::Wo kaise??
Studant::Q K Ham chaand ko mamoo aur zameen ko maan kehte hain :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:35 am 
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3 sardar after exam
1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha
main paper khali chor aya hon.

2nd: Main bhi!

3rd:Shit yaar, ab teacher samjhe
gi hum ne cheating ki hay :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 10:35 am 
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Hazaron larkian aisi ke har larki pr dum niklay
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Per jiss larki per dam niklay uska
"Add As Friend" option hi band
niklay :(
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_/|_ kese add karun yaar...:PP :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:43 pm 
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Smallest/ Cutest Leave Application By A KG Boy:

Dear Sir,

Me Aaj Nai Aaunga!
Nai Aaunga
Nai Aaunga
Thank U... bas nhi aaunga...!!


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sat Aug 27, 2011 2:55 pm 
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A student was asked 2 write
a signboard 4 the traffic rules
near da college campus .

He wrote:-

"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the students,
wait for the Teachers.... :O


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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 3:15 am 
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very hilarious sms ,outclass .... :O :O :O very funny



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 Post subject: Re: Laugh Out Loud
PostPosted: Sun Aug 28, 2011 12:10 pm 
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Very very nice thread paras :)
i couldnt stop laughing :) :)
keep sharing and keep smiling


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Woh Kon Si 1 Baat Hai..

Jo Saalo Pehle Bhi Students Kehte Thay,

Aaj Bhi Kehte Hain Aur Qayamat Tak Kahen Gay??

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“Bas Yaar Kal Se Parhai Start Karen Gay.”



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1 Pathan Apne Baap Ki Qabar Pe Gaya,

Aur Haal Chaal Poocha..

Qabar Se Koi Aawaz Na Aayi,

Pathan Qabar Par Likh Ke Chala Gaya Ke..??

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AISA KARO GAY TOU KON AAYE GA..



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Main Agar

Kahoon

Tum Sa

Haseen

Kaynaat

Main

Nahi

Hai

Koi.

To Plz Yaar Yaqeen Mat Karna..

Kabhi Kabhi Insan Pareshani Main

Ulta Seedha Bol Jata Hai . .



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Zong Zong Kardi Kardi Main Apei Zong Hoi,

Rong Number Aakho Inno, Zong Na Aakho Koi,

Call Milan Da Intezar Kardi, Madhosh Ho Ke Soi,

Khuda Da Wasta Kutta Le Lo Zong Na Lena Koi..



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(,,)(,,)

Kya Aap Busy Hain??

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Nahi,

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Nahi,

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To Aao Cham Cham Khelain..



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Hum Se Chahta Hai Pappu Woh Wafa Ka Wada..

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New Lemon Max, Qeemat Kam Safayi Zyada..



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1 Car Se Kawwa Takra Ke Behosh Ho Gaya,

Aadmi Kawwe Ko Ghar Le Gaya,

Aur Pinjre Main Band Kar Diya,

Kawwa Jaga Tou Bola:

Hay Allah Jail Ho Gayi,

Lagta Hai Driver Mar Gaya..



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Behind Every Successful Student,

There Is A Girl Friend..

But,

What About A Failed Student..??

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A Beautiful Teacher..



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2 Punjabi “Titanic” Dekh Rahe Thay..

Film Khatam Hui Tou Kehne Lage,

Ley Dass Aae Ki Film Hoi..??

Film Khatam Ho Gayi Par..

“SULTAN RAHI” Nai Aaya .



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Pathan: Aaj Meri Jume Ki Namaz Nikal Gayi..

2nd Pathan: Woh Kaisay..??

Pathan: Imam Sahab Bole, Apne Mobile OFF Kar Dain,

Main To Ghar Par Chhor Kar Gaya Tha, Jab OFF Kar Ke Aya,

To Jamaat Nikal Gayi Thi.



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Old Man School Ke Principal Se:

Zara Ahmed Ko Bula Dain..

Principal: Aap Kon..??

Old man: Main Uss Ka Dada.

Principal: Woh To Chutti Le Kar

Aap Ke Janaze Main Sharik Hone Gaya Hai..



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Nawaab To His Begum:

Hata Lo Apne Chehre Se Yeh Zulfain, Ae Jaan-E-Tamanna, , ,

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Agli Baar Khane Main Baal Aaya To Ganja Kar Doon Ga.. :d :p



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Aaj Main Aap Se DiL Ki Baat Karta Hoon..

Mind Na Karna !!

MAIN

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BOHAT

ZYADA

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PYARA Hoon..

Jis Se Marzi Pooch Lo..



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Boy In Love With Girl,

Seeing Her In Park,

Decides 2 Say Her All..

Qareeb Ja Kar Bola:

Chanda !!

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She Gave Him Rs. 20 & Asked:

Kon Si Masjid Ke Liye..??



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Sardar Ne Shok Main Roza Rakh Liya..

He Asked To His Son: Vekh, Suraj Dooba??

Son: Nai Jee !

Again Asked: Dooba Ki..??

Son: Nai Jee !

Sardar: Lagda Ae Menu Lay Ke He Dubay Ga..



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AATA

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SHAKKAR

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CHAWAL

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Ke Baad,

Pakistan Main MESSAGE Ka Buhraan..

Logg SMS Bhi Nahi Kartay Ab..



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AN APPLE A DAY..

KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY!

BUT IF THE DOCTOR IS CUTE,

BHAAR MAIN JAYE FRUIT..



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thank you adeel subahh and chandNi :buke:


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Meri To Eid Ki Shoping Ho Gai :))))
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Pata Hai Maine Kiya Liya Hai IS Baar Eid Par ??
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1 Bullet Proof Jacket,
Camoflage Jersey & Trouser
Metallic Helmet
9mm Pistol
Aur Aik Khud'Kash Hamlon Se Bachany K Liye Wazeefon ki Kitaab :D

Tum Logon Ney Kiya kiya Liya ? :O


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Boy & Girl in restaurant.
Boy:- I Love u,
Girl:- I dont Love u,

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Girl :- I told u. No no & no,.
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Boy :- Waiter, bring seperate bills.,
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too :O


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Ek larki ghr se bhaag gai 3 din baad wapis aai

bap :
ghusse se bOla
''Ab kya lene aai hO''

larki :
"bareek pin wala charger" :O


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Na Janay Kis Baat Pay Tum Hum Se Naraz Ho

~ Aye Dost ~

Khwaab May B Miltay Ho Tu
Kaddu Jaisa Moo Bana Kar :O


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