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 Post subject: Funny one liners
PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 7:43 pm 
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here is one i read today...

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.



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awesome ...i've read this before....nice sharing insha ji
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PostPosted: Mon Jan 30, 2012 8:27 pm 
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have you heard this one too :thinking

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nice thread insha ji :buke:



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Thanx myst :)

Drink 'till she's cute, but stop before the wedding :O :O



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awesome sharing insha ji....

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dont look at me in that tone of voice :tease:



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If the right thing is not right, is it Left ? :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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wow subah you are a pro at this lol. good ones...

I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative. lol



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thanks insha ji ....

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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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here is another good one...

A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
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awesome isha ji... :O

Did you hear about the wife who shot her husband with a bow and arrow because she didn't want to wake the children. :thinking



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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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lol whatttt

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What is the main reason Santa is so jolly?
He knows where all the bad girls live :O :O



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"What did one ghost say to another?"

"Do you believe in people?" :O



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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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that was a good one here is another

The most devastating force in the world is gossip. :O



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It takes a day to love someone and few seconds to forget them, provided you find someone else in this while. :annoyedl:



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Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them :O



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Insha_ji wrote:
Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them :O




:)O :)O nice hai g



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nice one insha ...now here's another one

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Thanks Kashif and Subah....Keep sharing more as well.



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what do you mean my birth certificate expired? you did'nt buy birthday's gift ? :fone:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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here is a good one.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. :O



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yahan par bhi post kar sakte hain na ??????????? :fr:


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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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yup you can any where :)



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 Post subject: Re: Funny one liners
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nice ones subah good going.,,

Once we had Clinton, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have Bush, no Cash and no Hope............. lol during bush era



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Never go to bed angry, stay awake and plot your revenge :O :O



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