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 Post subject: Aj To Hans Do Yar!!!
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:26 pm 
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Peer Baba Arz Kerte Hain

Dil Hai Sacha Or Damag Hai KAcha Wah Wah :^^:
Dil Hai Sacha Or Damag Hai KAcha



Tere Comments Nhi A Rahe Kiya Bat Hai BAcha!!!!! :^^: xD :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:



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 Post subject: Jin ki waat lag gai xD
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 1:33 pm 
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Jin- Kiya Hukam Hai Mere AQA

insan- Mere Ghar Se Amerika Tak Road Bana Do

Jin- Bohat Mushkil KAm hAi Mere AQA

insaan- Meri Biwi Ko Mera Farmadar Ker Do

jin- Road Singel Banani HAi Ya Dabal xD :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:



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 Post subject: Re: Jin ki waat lag gai xD
PostPosted: Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:01 pm 
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
Jin- Kiya Hukam Hai Mere AQA

insan- Mere Ghar Se Amerika Tak Road Bana Do

Jin- Bohat Mushkil KAm hAi Mere AQA

insaan- Meri Biwi Ko Mera Farmadar Ker Do

jin- Road Singel Banani HAi Ya Dabal xD :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:

haha :O



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PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:10 pm 
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Dada: Aik zamana tha jab meri jaib mey sirf 10 Rupey hotey the aur mey store se Ghee, Doodh, Dalain sab kuch ley aata tha...






Pota: Ab ye harkatein nahi chalteen dada g, ab wahan Cameray lag gaye hain....
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 Post subject: Sardar's Interview...
PostPosted: Wed Jan 16, 2013 1:13 pm 
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Sardar went 4 Interview...

Officer: Tell me the opposite of "day"
Sardar: Night

Officer: Cool
Sardar: Warm

Officer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichli

Officer: I said Ugly
Sardar: I said Pichli

Officer: Oh My God
Sardar: Oh my devil

Officer: Get out
Sardar: Come in

Officer: U r rejected
Sardar: I m Selected

Officer: Keep quiet
Sardar: Speak tight

Officer: Goto Hell
Sardar: Come to Paradise

Officer: Nikal jao jahil kahin k
Sardar: Andar ao laiq yahin k

Officer: Ufff...
Sardar: Tufff...

Kch b krle tera baap b ab mjhe fail ni krskta...



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 Post subject: Re: Sardar's Interview...
PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 11:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Sardar's Interview...
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
Sardar went 4 Interview...

Officer: Tell me the opposite of "day"
Sardar: Night

Officer: Cool
Sardar: Warm

Officer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichli

Officer: I said Ugly
Sardar: I said Pichli

Officer: Oh My God
Sardar: Oh my devil

Officer: Get out
Sardar: Come in

Officer: U r rejected
Sardar: I m Selected

Officer: Keep quiet
Sardar: Speak tight

Officer: Goto Hell
Sardar: Come to Paradise

Officer: Nikal jao jahil kahin k
Sardar: Andar ao laiq yahin k

Officer: Ufff...
Sardar: Tufff...

Kch b krle tera baap b ab mjhe fail ni krskta...



:DD: how smart Sardar ji is.....

"Иěŧ ċҢòЯ" :b)b: :b)b:



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 Post subject: Re: Sardar's Interview...
PostPosted: Fri Jan 18, 2013 5:12 pm 
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please ap apne sharing ek hi thread me kijeye..mazeed thrads na banyein.... :buke: :buke:



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 Post subject: Re: Camera
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
Dada: Aik zamana tha jab meri jaib mey sirf 10 Rupey hotey the aur mey store se Ghee, Doodh, Dalain sab kuch ley aata tha...

Pota: Ab ye harkatein nahi chalteen dada g, ab wahan Cameray lag gaye hain....
:Y: :Y: :Y:


Hahaa..
nice..
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 Post subject: Re: Camera
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
Dada: Aik zamana tha jab meri jaib mey sirf 10 Rupey hotey the aur mey store se Ghee, Doodh, Dalain sab kuch ley aata tha...






Pota: Ab ye harkatein nahi chalteen dada g, ab wahan Cameray lag gaye hain....
:Y: :Y: :Y:

:O :O :O :O



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 Post subject: Re: Sardar's Interview...
PostPosted: Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:05 pm 
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
Sardar went 4 Interview...

Officer: Tell me the opposite of "day"
Sardar: Night

Officer: Cool
Sardar: Warm

Officer: Ugly
Sardar: Pichli

Officer: I said Ugly
Sardar: I said Pichli

Officer: Oh My God
Sardar: Oh my devil

Officer: Get out
Sardar: Come in

Officer: U r rejected
Sardar: I m Selected

Officer: Keep quiet
Sardar: Speak tight

Officer: Goto Hell
Sardar: Come to Paradise

Officer: Nikal jao jahil kahin k
Sardar: Andar ao laiq yahin k

Officer: Ufff...
Sardar: Tufff...

Kch b krle tera baap b ab mjhe fail ni krskta...


:clp: :clp: :clp:
:Y: :Y: :Y:
:LNR: :LNR: :LNR:



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 Post subject: Re: Aj To Hans Do Yar!!!
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Иěŧ ċҢòЯ wrote:
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Dil Hai Sacha Or Damag Hai KAcha Wah Wah :^^:
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Tere Comments Nhi A Rahe Kiya Bat Hai BAcha!!!!! :^^: xD :Y: :Y: :Y: :Y:



wah wah... :O



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 Post subject: Re: Sardar's Interview...
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santa ,preeto was having dinner at a restaurant.
As the food was served,

the santa said: The food looks delicious, let's eat!

preeto : Honey, you say prayer before eating at home.

santa: That's at home, Sweetheart. Here the chef knows how to cook.



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Cyclone

Bank manager asks Sardar in an interview: "What is cyclone"

Sardar: "It is the loan given to purchase a cycle"



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PostPosted: Thu Apr 04, 2013 11:22 am 
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Skeleton
Interviewer: What is a skeleton?

Sardar: Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting, but forgot to stop it!!



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