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 Post subject: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Sat Jan 17, 2015 3:36 pm 
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chuha (hathi se :- ek din ke leye apni kamiz udhar de do..

hathi :- kyn ? tu pehlega meri kamiz ?

chuha :- nai yar ! beti ki shadi hai,

tant lagaunga !



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Sun Jan 18, 2015 12:56 pm 
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good one plz share more



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:16 pm 
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When a girl asks you to guess her age , its like
deciding whether to cut the
blue , red, or green wire to diffuse a bomb.


:devil :devil



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:22 pm 
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GF~Jaanu kaise ho?
Me~ Opened my Diary
GF~Jaanu kya kar rahe ho?
Me~Dekh raha hoon pichli baar tumhare Jaanu bolne par kitna kharch hua tha



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:55 pm 
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Semi wrote:
chuha (hathi se :- ek din ke leye apni kamiz udhar de do..

hathi :- kyn ? tu pehlega meri kamiz ?

chuha :- nai yar ! beti ki shadi hai,

tant lagaunga !

Hahaha very funny :O
Bht achi sharing he Semi bhai :buke:
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:57 pm 
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Semi wrote:
GF~Jaanu kaise ho?
Me~ Opened my Diary
GF~Jaanu kya kar rahe ho?
Me~Dekh raha hoon pichli baar tumhare Jaanu bolne par kitna kharch hua tha

Hahaha very clever boy... Chalaku khan :O
Bht achi sharing he Semi bhai :buke:
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
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thanks alot ROSE G
keep visting :buke:



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
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Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 2:04 pm 
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:O :O :O
aha bare maze ki sharing he Semi bhai.. :buke:
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 Post subject: Solid Insult :)
PostPosted: Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:53 pm 
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Dulha Saas se:Tumhari beti bahot bewaqoof aour badtameez hai
Saas:mai janti he meri beti me bahot si kamiyan hai iss liye usey ek
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Fri Jan 23, 2015 8:41 pm 
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Hahaha aik ser to dusra sawa ser.. :O
bht achi sharing he Jasmine ji :buke:
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
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wow...a new colletion in the section .

gud job ..."semi" keep going :G.job



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 Post subject: Height of Flirting
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2015 6:41 pm 
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Height of Flirting
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yara subah se koi ata pata nahi!
Boy: Arre hum to khoye hue hain aapki aankhon mein
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe ho??
Boy: Tumhari photo dekh raha hun, kahin aur mann hi nahi lag raha..
Girl: Maine toh tumhe koi picture di hi nahi!!
Boy: Arre mere dil me chapi hai barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi mile hain!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky? Ye pinky kaun hai ?? Main toh nisha hun
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai toh sab bhul jata hun
Girl: Tum prashant ho na....??
Boy: Gharwale toh Raju bulate hain, lekin
woh galat ho sakte hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se yehi hai….!!



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Fri Jan 30, 2015 4:00 pm 
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Achi sharing he Semi bhai :buke:
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Mon Feb 02, 2015 4:00 pm 
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Arz kiya hai..


LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Tue Feb 03, 2015 2:18 pm 
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Semi wrote:
Arz kiya hai..


LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Wah wah
LIC wale bhi ghazab dhate hai
Logon ki biwiyon ke paas ghanton baithke
Unke husband ke Marne ke fayde batate hai

:thinking
achi sharing he Semi bhai.. :thinking
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:23 pm 
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i guess you got some thought after reading this ...



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Fri Feb 06, 2015 12:25 pm 
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कल तेरी वाइफ क्यों जोर जोर से चिल्लाई क्यों थी।
मेरे घर तक आवाज आई थी।
अरे कुछ नहीं यार उसका फ़ोटो FACEBOOK पे अपलोड करने
की जगह OLX पर अपलोड हो गया इसीलिए।


teri wife kal kyon zor zor se chillai the
mere ghar tak awaz aai the

aare kuch nai yar uska photo FACEBOOK PE upload karne
ki jagah OLX PAR upload ho gaya tha isssleeye



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Sat Feb 07, 2015 12:30 pm 
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कल तेरी वाइफ क्यों जोर जोर से चिल्लाई क्यों थी।
मेरे घर तक आवाज आई थी।
अरे कुछ नहीं यार उसका फ़ोटो FACEBOOK पे अपलोड करने
की जगह OLX पर अपलोड हो गया इसीलिए।


teri wife kal kyon zor zor se chillai the
mere ghar tak awaz aai the

aare kuch nai yar uska photo FACEBOOK PE upload karne
ki jagah OLX PAR upload ho gaya tha isssleeye

Hehehe :)):
Achi sharing he Semi bhai :buke:
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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:22 pm 
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2 Dost Salo K Bad Mile
Pata Chala Dono Ki Shadi Ho Gayi Hai
Santa - Kaisi Hai Tumhari Biwi ?
Banta- Swarg Ki Apsra Hai (angel of the heaven)
Aur Teri?
Santa- Meri To Abhi Jinda Hai.



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 Post subject: Re: Shadi ka tant
PostPosted: Thu Feb 19, 2015 1:53 pm 
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Hehehe nice sharing Kashif bhai :buke:
share karne ka bht shukriya :hi5 :hi5 :hi5
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