Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.»

- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign. One of the worst celebrity quotes ever.

«If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.»
- Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?»

— Christina Aguilera

«I'm convinced the Beatles are partly responsible for the fall of Communism.»
- Milos Forman, Film director

«The internet is a great way to get on the net.»

- Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate

«You guys, line up alphabetically by height.»

- Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach

«I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada.»



- Britney Spears, on Blender Magazine (April 2004)

«I think war is a dangerous place.»

- George W. Bush, Washington, D.C. (May 7, 2003)

«I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.»



- Greg Norman, Golfer

«I'm so smart now. Everyone's always like 'take your top off'. Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I'm not stupid.»



- Paris Hilton (December 2003)

«I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman»


- Arnold Schwarzenegger

«Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.»



- Mariah Carey, pop singer

«Predictions are difficult. Especially about the future.»

- Yogi Berra, Baseball player

«My sister's expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt.»



- Chuck Nevitt, North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice.

«Natural gas is hemispheric. I like to call it hemispheric in nature because it is a product that we can find in our neighborhoods.»



- George W Bush, Austin, Texas, Dec. 20, 2000

«The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing.»

- Dizzy Dean, explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

«I have opinions of my own --strong opinions-- but I don't always agree with them.»

- George Bush

«I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.»

- George Rogers, NFL New Orleans Saint RB, when asked about the upcoming season

«The word 'genius' isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.»
- Joe Theisman, quarterback and sports analyst

A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.»

- Samuel Goldwyn

«I do not like this word "bomb." It is not a bomb. It is a device that is exploding.»
- Jacques le Blanc, French ambassador on nuclear weapons

... some of them are quite witty ...

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