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 Post subject: Funny Quotations
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:11 pm 
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Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.
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Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
Elbert Hubbard

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As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.
Buddy Hackett

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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:14 pm 
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1. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!

2. 4. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash.

3. Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.

4. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.

5. It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:21 pm 
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*Etc. – End of Thinking Capacity.

*My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.

*If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.
Earl Wilson

*I have enough money to live comfortably for the rest of my life; if I die next Tuesday.

*Alarm Clocks: because every morning should begin with a heart attack.



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
PostPosted: Thu May 02, 2013 3:46 pm 
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Life me kisi ko apne se chota na samjho.
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ek choti C chiti apke pero ko kat sakti hai par
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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
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nice thread, hilarious jokes.. :b)b:
khush rahain :dua



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superb starting "khadija."....... :buke: :buke:



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 Post subject: Re: Funny Quotations
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 7:43 pm 
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haahahhahahha..
so experienced Khadeeja jeeeeeee..
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